Bafflegab Gabcast

Listeners seem to love our absurd, subversive parodies of ubiquitous podcast sponsors (e.g. Quip, LegalZoom) included in every episode of BAFFLEGAB. So, in lieu of a new episode this week, we present a supercut of EVERY fake ad from episodes 1-28.

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We talk about John McCain's departure from this world, Manafort/Cohen found guilty, and how vaping will make the GOP cool with kids. PLUS: Jimmy Carter is a prole, "Help A Cop," major DNC reforms and the Trump-approved conspiracy of "white genocide" in South Africa.

00:00 – Sarah Palin's running mate dead at 81

09:00 – Paul Manafort/Michael Cohen found guilty

19:00 – Duncan Hunter spent $600 on an airline ticket for his pet rabbit

24:40 – Vaping will make the GOP cool again

29:00 – This episode brought to you by MAN CRATES

31:20 – Jimmy Carter is a prole

38:00 – "Help A Cop" get $500 reward!

44:45 – DNC official cries over stripping power of superdelegates

49:00 – The fake South African "white genocide"

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Author Alex Wade joins us to discuss his new book "The Pac-Man Principle: A User's Guide to Capitalism." Dr. Wade is a senior research fellow at Birmingham City University whose focus is on British video game histories. PLUS: We dissect the failed "Unite The Right 2" Neo-Nazi rally which took place in Washington D.C. last week, and Ralph awards "heroes" honors to a landlord going on hunger strike against a new homeless shelter in his Queens neighborhood.

00:00 - CLIP: Neo-Nazi douche and "Unite the Right" organizer Jared Kessler gets yelled at by his dad

01:30 - Discussion of "Unite the Right 2"

15:00 - Interview with Alex Wade, author of "The Pac-Man Principle"

47:00 - This episode brought to you by SUNDAY SCARIES - they don't do shit!

48:30 - BAFFLEGAB HEROES - Landlord hunger striking against homeless shelter

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Author A.M. Gittlitz (@spaceprole) joins us to discuss his recent article in The Outline, "The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters." PLUS: We talk about Alex Jones' banishment from the internet, Melania Trump's parents and "chain-migration," Green Party ratfuckery and Omarosa's secret Trump tapes.

READ "The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters:" https://theoutline.com/post/5384/the-secret-history-of-marxist-alien-hunters?zd=1&zi=vhvgzza6

00:00 – Alex Jones is banned from the internet

09:25 – A.M. Gittlitz joins us to talk Marxist alien hunters

36:15 - This episode brought to you by QUIP: the toothbrush of the future!

38:30 – BAFFLEGAB HEROES: Viktor and Amalija Knavs

47:00 – BAFFLEGAB BONEHEADS: The Green Party

54:00 – Omarosa's secret tapes will finally prove once and for all: is Donald Trump racist?

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Author Alexandra Kitty joins us to discuss her new book, When Journalism Was a Thing, PLUS Meghan McCain has a meltdown over scary socialism, AND ... is cat feces the secret to becoming a better entrepreneur?

BUY "When Journalism Was A Thing" by Alexandra Kitty! Out now from Zero Books

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00:00 – Meghan McCain freaks out on The View

12:45 – A Daily Caller reporter recounts the horrors of a Bernie Sanders rally on Fox News

20:00 - Centrist Democrats lay out a plan for the mid-terms

26:00 – And it involves: Boomer Corps! A secret army of baby boomers? Close!

30:00 – Alexandra Kitty joins us to discuss her new book

54:30 – HIMS, the only gray-market, pseudo pharmacy startup for yous!

56:10 – BAFFLEGAB HEROES: Cat Poop

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Sacha Baron Cohen kills satire dead with his new series, "Who Is America?" PLUS: Why is Bernie Sanders dissing resistance hero Jeff Bezos? Should Amazon replace public libraries? AND we hear from frequent guest and current Rikers Island inmate, Bill Morgan.

00:00 – Sacha Baron Cohen stole our bit!

14:00 – Team Reality can't beat Team Fake News

26:00 – Bill Morgan calls in from the clink

30:00 – Trump Helsinki Summit

38:00 – Is Bernie Sanders a Russian agent?

44:00 – Bill Morgan calls again

48:00 – Joe Lieberman freaks out over Ocasio-Cortez

54:00 – Should Amazon replace our public libraries?

01:03:00 – Bill Morgan calls in yet again, somehow.

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WHO IS ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ??? This show will provide very little answers. BUT we do have Bill Morgan giving out Free Ice, Ralph pulling a Permit Patty, Lenny comes to terms with socialism and we start a Podcast WAR!!

0:00 ABOLISH ICE 1:00 Lenny is at the Families Belong Together March so the show belongs to RALPH! 6:30 We celebrate the 6th month anniversary of Trump's Tax Cuts! 11:00 Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and what does she want with America? 12:45 Ralph is scared because a man is outside 28:40 Bill Morgan paints "FREE ICE" on the side of his truck. 32:45 AD: "Couchy the Smart Couch" 35:00 PODCAST WAR!! We give out the BaffleGab Bonehead award to "The Stuttering John Podcast" for their MEAN prank to President Trump 45:00 Howard Stern tricks Trump into talking about Melania's poops 48:00 Ralph tells the tale of Burrito Bob 57:00 We go see "Coming to America" the Musical

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HOLY SH*T!! HISTORY WAS MADE!!! You've probably already forgot it happened! But we didn't!! We're talking Trump and Kim Jung-un meeting in Singapore! If you love the complexity of international relations you're gonna love this episode!

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0:00 2018 North Korea–United States summit 11:30 Ralph gives his nod to award President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize 17:30 We listen to that crazy propaganda video Trump made to impress Kim Jung-un 23:10 Our the hosts of Fox News a bunch of hypocrites??? 26:00 LegalZoom AD 27:00 Dominos wins our "Hero's Award" 35:44 Infowars is looking for REPORTERS!! We listen to some of the best nominees so far! 42:30 Bill Morgan shows up to enter the Infowars Reporter Search! 44:15 Bill blows the lid off of the next "Pizzagate"......"CHEESEGATE"!!!!! 50:00 Bill's Infowars Reporter Search entry tape. 55:35 Outro song: The Alex Jones Prison Planet - "Goblet Of Death"

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For the past 2 years Alex Jones has been watching his wife sleep with 10 guys as they filmed it for Pornhub.....and that is what Spygate is all about!....according to Alex Jones. Don't worry, we're just as confused as you are!

ALL THAT PLUS: The NFL takes a stand against taking a knee! Time to get back to the concussions! Mike Pence praises Garfield! And Bill Morgan runs for Dogcatcher!

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What an episode!! Bill Morgan speaks at the NRA Convention (he wouldn't leave his gun outside the convention hall so he gave his speech in the parking lot) (9:57), Kayne West is welcomed into the Republican Party!! and OF COURSE we're outraged by Michelle Wolf so we give you OUR audition tape for next year's White House Correspondents Dinner (41:00)all that plus a DOG who understands capitalism!!

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