In this Valentine's Day Special we go over our methods and advice for reaching self acceptance and becoming the best partner in your relationship with yourself. Listen along as we dive into how therapy has changed our perspectives, how we make masturbation last (way) longer than two minutes, coming to terms with insecurities, and our tips for self-care that go beyond a bath bomb.

In this episode Maya and Julieta's friend and neighbor, Pam, an artist, musician, and alum of LaGuardia High School and FIT, joins us to share her experiences and wisdom from being in her 20s in the 90s. Listen to us discuss what NYC nightlife, dating, and the art scene were like way back before your beloved hosts were even born.

In this episode a Libra and Leo decode astrology and how it relates to your dating life and relationships. Find out what women are using against you, us included.

In this epsiode Julieta's childhood friend shares her experiences with LSD,  Molly, and microdosing Shrooms. Listen for her tell-all on bad trips, ego death, and mixing drugs.

In this episode we discuss sex drives, hookup culture, porn, and the kinks of the world.

In this epsiode we break down getting over an ex step by step.

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In this episode we talk about how you can tell if you're on a good first date, setting (and sticking to!) boundaries with yourself before a date, our personal rules for dating, and hookup culture.

In this episode we drink Cabernet and discuss ghosting vs. "orbiting," how your social media has an impact on your dating life, and the difference between first impressions from texting compared to a first date. We also made a pretty sick intro this time.

Meet the two hot messes behind this trainwreck of a podcast. On this episode we reflect on the timeline of our friendship, whether or not you should move in with your partner before the two of you are engaged, and what is an ideal age to move out of your parent's house.

In our first episode we drink a few Blue Moons and discuss our dating escapades, what not to do on Tinder, and why your height does, in fact, matter.