Bald Buds

By Ryan & Nate

Get ready for Bald Buds – the podcast where two best friends, Nate and Ryan, embrace life, laughs, and their gleaming scalps. With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, they tackle everything fr

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The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.

Bald Buds episodes:

June 09, 2025 10. Hot Take Hotline
This week on Bald Buds, Nate and Ryan share their personal hot takes and take calls from listeners who have some spicy opinions of their own. They also chat a bit about video games and Nate’s latest mission to befriend the birds in his neighborhood. Crows, squirrels, and maybe even pigeons make an appearance in this wild mix of topics.
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1h 32min
May 07, 2025 9. The Gym Thinks I'm Gay
We spiral into the fake storylines we invent about fellow gym-goers—especially the ones where they think we're gay (probably). Ryan shares the Men’s Wearhouse meltdown while trying (and failing) to get suits for his groomsmen. We also take a bunch of online self-diagnosis tests, including one for autism, a Winnie the Pooh personality quiz, and a likability score that stings. Meanwhile, Nate's body continues to betray him in new and mysterious ways.
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1h 25min
March 27, 2025 8. Thy Shaved Squires
Hark! Watch as we don our metaphorical - and literal - chainmail to embark on a perilous quest: crafting the ultimate tier list of modern items that would all but guarantee a one-way ticket to the stake in the Middle Ages. From cellphones to Bluetooth speakers, we debate which inventions would leave medieval peasants in awe—and which would have us labeled as sorcerers faster than you can say “witchcraft!” Join us for some history-adjacent nonsense, absurd hypotheticals, and plenty of laughs. Would you survive the inquisition? Tune in and find out!
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1h 36min
February 20, 2025 7. Left 4 Dead Was My Life
From the golden age of Left 4 Dead to the weird and wonderful world of early 2000s gaming, we’re diving headfirst into pure nostalgia. Expect tales of broken controllers, late-night LAN parties, and the games that shaped us. We were built different. It’s a trip through time with two bald best friends who peaked in Xbox Live lobbies.
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1h 12min
January 23, 2025 6. The Perfectly Executed Prank
This week on Bald Buds, we dive into the ultimate guide to being edgy. From our cringiest teen moments to Ryan's mastermind-level prank on Nate that left him speechless, we’re unpacking what it means to push boundaries (without going too far). Plus, we explore those oddly exhilarating things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own edginess!
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1h 18min
January 01, 2025 5. The Search for Willem Dafoe 2.0
In this episode of Bald Buds, we're ringing in 2025 with a ridiculous dive into the future and a search for the new Willem Dafoe. Join us as we brainstorm over-the-top inventions to solve first-world problems. From futuristic gadgets that fix life’s tiniest annoyances, to AI-powered solutions for things we probably shouldn’t need help with, this episode is packed with laughs, wild ideas, and a few moments of, “Wait... that’s actually genius.”

We also explore what the future could be like—what we imagined it would look like as kids, and what we’d like to see in the years to come. It’s a blend of nostalgia, speculation, and a whole lot of fun.

Got a first-world problem that needs a futuristic fix? Drop us a comment or message—we might tackle it in the next episode!
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1h
December 18, 2024 4. Normal Girls Fall In Love With Normal Boys
This week on Bald Buds, we suffer through The Princess Switch, the Hallmark-esque holiday movie where Vanessa Hudgens plays not one, but TWO poorly written characters. Spoiler: It’s bad. Really bad. Then, we lighten the mood with our highly anticipated gift exchange, where the surprises range from hilariously thoughtful to completely unhinged. Tune in for absurd movie critiques, unexpected gifts, and plenty of laughs to keep your holiday spirits high!
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1h 26min
February 16, 2024 3. Space Paste & Bacon Brews
The dynamic duo is diving into the world of oddball sodas, from corn concoctions to bubbly bacon brews. It's a taste bud roller-coaster – and you're invited for the ride! But wait, there's more! We're dialing up the weirdness with Texas Burger Space Food! This Space Paste burger is so nasty it looks more like animal droppings. Can the Bald Buds stomach these delights without losing their earthly composure? Grab your snack stash, hit play, and prepare to snort-laugh as our hosts take on the taste challenges of the universe.
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55min
January 25, 2024 2. Mascot Cinematic Universe
In this lively episode, we're transforming familiar company mascots into action heroes and ranking them in a thrilling tier list. Join us for a dose of humor and nostalgia as we envision the likes of Tony the Tiger and Clippy as dynamic characters facing off in epic battles. Who will emerge as the ultimate company mascot action hero? Tune in for a fun-filled adventure through the world of corporate mascots turned superheroes!
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1h 15min
December 22, 2023 1. Merry Baldmas!
A Holiday Extravaganza! In this special holiday episode, we're diving into the festivities with a review of the Hallmark flick 'Knight Before Christmas', exchanging gifts, and zipping through a rapid-fire interview segment faster than a hair follicle can say goodbye. So grab your favorite moisturizer, polish that noggin, and let's get this follicle-free fiesta started!
Thanks for joining us at Bald Buds — stay smooth and Merry Baldmas!
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59min

FAQs about Bald Buds:

How many episodes does Bald Buds have?

The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.