Taking a trip to the family farm is the best choice we could have made. We're not sure WHERE in Colorado we are. In fact, apparently the two missions set in Colorado, while using the same map, canonically take place in two UNRELATED militia-controlled Colorado farms. Kinda makes you wonder what's up with the Centennial State, doesn't it? Let me tell you: some damn fine Hitman, that's what.

Next month: Hokkaido

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