Doxy and I go completely off the rails and ramble about everything Celtics. Structured pods are for nerds. I also talk about how Lebron would achieve his ultimate revenge against the Celtics (41:00).

Doxy and I go through the afternoon from hell and lose our recording not once, but twice. We recover and talk about Kyrie's early season, Tatum's impact and why the Celtics will be fine.

Doxy joins me again, this time as a big shot Celtics Blog contributor. We talk about Isaiah and his Danny Ainge comments, Kyrie, the Celtics preseason and who the Celtics should start.

Doxy and I discuss Kyrie vs Lebron, Kyrie with the Celtics and NBA conspiracy theories. Because we are Reality Based and Very Much Woke we knew this had to be a two parter.

Doxy joins me once again to talk about Lonzo (1:00), a ROAST of Nader (16:00), rave about Tatum (21:00) and the improved performances of Zizic/Semi (27:00). We talk about the departure and some memories we have of Avery Bradley (38:00). Finally Doxy successfully answers the Chris Paul Question (64:00).

Tonight I am joined by Nick (@clutch_combat). We talk about the Celtics various Summer League performances starting with Jaylen Brown (1:00), Zizic (4:00) and Tatum (10:00). Then we get into the chaos of the Gordon Hayward signing (25:00).

A non edited, semi coherent drunken ramble rant in defense of Danny Ainge. In the words of Thanos "I'll do it myself"

We are joined by the legendary women respecter and strong basketball mind Andrew Doxy in the first ever episode of Revenge of the Parquet. In a long rambling episode we first cover Jayson Tatum's scouting report, fit with the Celtics and most importantly, his meme game. In the second half the conversation shifts to more general NBA opinions and an ode to One Piece.