Sam and Alan learn to speak Bawlmerese, courtesy of the fine chaps at Bird's Eye View, another excellent Orioles podcast which is actually based in Baltimore, unlike our sham of an operation.  Scientology, world hunger, fire engines, and Freddy Garcia are also discussed at great length.

An episode devoted to Dionysian desires, primarily DEM FOODS.  Our guest Jay Ducote, host of the Bite and Booze radio show (and Sam's fellow MLB Fan Cave finalist) joins us to share his customized AL West-themed five-course meal, which prompts Sam and Alan to propose an AL East counterpart, with far less delicious results.

Alan and Sam are joined by WNYC radio luminary Brian Lehrer, who for some reason agrees to take a very silly quiz and also waxes philosophical about baseball's mystical allure.  The Morons also ponder the Orioles current pitching woes and wonder if Matt Wieters will ever take that last step forward.

Sam and Alan uncover Gary Thorne's secret identity, speculate as to that of Conor Jackson, and chat with David Temple, creator and host of the very fine "Stealing Home" podcast.

Sam and Alan are joined by Michael Clair, the man behind the magic that is Old Time Family Baseball.  They discuss the enduring allure of Steve Pearce, the questionable career choices of Adrien Brody, and Michael's next top-secret endeavor.  Plus, your always-excellent emails and phone calls!

The Morons record their Opening Day 2013 episode mere moments after Jim Johnson (aka Econ) records the final out against the Rays.  They also check in with Intern Scotty, who has uncovered numerous errors in the last two episodes.  In return, the Morons provide him with a brand-new theme song.

In a special edition broadcast of Baltimorons, your humble co-hosts, having successfully turned around the Orioles franchise pretty much all by themselves, graciously and not at all callously offer their expertise to a pair of troubled Mets fans.

Sam and Alan have decided on nicknames for each member of the Oriole roster, and some of them are EXCELLENT.  Others are not so good, but thankfully one of our listeners has filled those gaps admirably.  Plus: your voicemails!

A thoroughly groovy time this week as Sam and Alan are joined by Dodger fan and fellow podcaster Jeremy Dorn, co-host of the "3 Up 3 Down" podcast.  They also:

Thanks for listening!  Check out Jeremy on Twitter @jamblinman, and tune in to "3 Up 3 Down."

Sam and Alan welcome returning challenger and stubborn Yankee-lover Ben Masten back to the program.  Alan also places ESPN columnist Rick Reilly ON NOTICE, and Sam explains why spring training is probably the worst thing of all time.