James Ruppert and David Milloy talk about the weird world of naming cars, how brilliant old car adverts are and suggest just what supercars their own comic book superheroes should drive.

The pilot episode, in which James Ruppert and David Milloy explain what a banger is and isn't, touch on the hideous 2009/10 scrappage scheme, recall the 'suitcase test', and compare old-fashioned buttons with new-fangled touchscreens. 

James and David wax lyrical about the Austin Allegro, rust, bodged repairs, how to 'change' an oil filter without changing it, and car chases in 1970s films...