An old Poker dealer is teaching his grandson about life. “A fight is going on inside me,” he says to the boy. “It is a terrible fight and it is between two apes. One is calm, strong, and perseverant. The other is just a dumb effing big monkey.” The grandson thinks about it for a minute and then asks his grandfather, “Which ape will win?” However, the grandfather doesn't hear the question because he's too busy playing Balatro on his Nintendo Switch.

(00:00) Caleb is Paul Dano

(00:50) Dwight and Caleb tell each others' fortunes

(08:41) What is Balatro?

(20:30) First fix!

(49:51) WHAT ELSE?!

Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson (⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠)