Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the spiritual showdown of the century on the Second Rate Saints podcast! In this corner, we’ve got the Sacramental Smasher, Caleb what's-his-name defending the sacred power of baptism as a divine sacrament, ready to dunk with holy authority! And in the opposite corner, the Symbolic Slinger Colton something-or-other, wielding the might of metaphor, arguing baptism’s a bold symbol of faith, not a mystical must! Tune in as these theological titans clash in a no-holds-barred debate, trading scriptural jabs and doctrinal haymakers! Will grace flow through the waters, or is it all a sign of the heart? Grab your ringside seat for this Christian cage match of conviction! By the end of tonight, one of these men will be crowned king of the Saints. The other will be forced to watch all 6 Left Behind movies. That's right, there's six. Bet you didn't know that. That's what we're all about here at Second Rate Saints, educating the masses on the important things in life - Kevin Sorbo's newest film!

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