Guys, I haven't slept in three days. So let's just pretend that I wrote a really funny description here. In fact, how about you write an email to Saints-HQ and tell them about the good job I did. Also, tell them that I deserve a raise and that these descriptions are what you keep coming back for. And if they don't meet my very reasonable requests currently, you'll riot or something. Cause if they do replace me, I'm bringing this whole operation down with me. Hear me! I got names, places, account numbers. You see Succession? Yeah, I'm gonna Succession all over the Saints. Here me Caleb! I'm gonna Succession all over you!

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The Satanists made us re-upload this one...

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Cue upbeat music, and imagine Saul Goodman's charismatic voice cutting through the noise:

"Hey there, folks! Paul Christianman here, and I've got a holy deal for you! Are you tired of the same old, boring podcasts that put you to sleep faster than a sermon on sin? Well, let me tell you, you're about to get a taste of the truth, and this truth… it's not like the others.

Introducing the one, the only, SRS episode 114! We’ve got all the big questions covered, as well as some of the small ones — we’re diving deep into the stuff they won’t talk about in Sunday School. If you’ve ever wondered where your faith fits in the modern world, then this podcast is your personal guide to the divine!

But wait, there's more! Not only will you get cutting-edge theological insights, but you’ll have a blast while you’re at it. It’s like having a one-on-one session with the most interesting theologians on the planet, minus the boring lectures, minus the world-class theologians.

So, grab your earbuds, hit subscribe, and join the conversation. Second Rate Saints — where faith meets fun, and you get the answers you’ve been looking for. Trust me, it’s the best decision you’ll make all day — and that’s no Pharisee talk. Get on board, or you’ll be praying for the next big revelation!"

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404 - Description not found. Try rebooting your computer. If no success, reboot your router. If that does not work, switch internet providers. If that does not work, contact your internet provider. If that does not work, threaten your internet provider. If that does not work, commit arson against your internet provider. If that does not work, commit more arson. If that does not work, write a manifesto. If that does not work, commit crime. If that does not work, fight vigilante superhero and monologue about how you were forced into a life of crime because of your upbringing and you're basically just like them with only environmental differences and that makes you the true victim.

If that does not work, i dunno man figure it out yourself.

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Hey, how many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

That's cause it was clearly God's will that the light burn out, so who are they to change it.

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Oh no, they've broken into the studio and locked the doors. We can't stop them. Josh and Caleb are about to go off script and have a spontaneous conversation about theological doctrines that interests them. Whatever you do, do NOT listen to this episode. Don't do it. They'll start having original ideas and challenging thoughts without pre-deciding the correct answer. This could destroy Second Rate Saints. Nooooooooo!

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Oh no, they've broken into the studio and locked the doors. We can't stop them. Josh and Caleb are about to go off script and have a spontaneous conversation about theological doctrines that interests them. Whatever you do, do NOT listen to this episode. Don't do it. They'll start having original ideas and challenging thoughts without pre-deciding the correct answer. This could destroy Second Rate Saints. Nooooooooo!

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Greetings, earthlings. This is your overlords from the far of year of 2005. We are sending you this message to alert you of our coming approach as we continue to develop our super-space highway. As we have told your leaders previously, you are currently in violation of traffic order #46-A099D. If you do not move the planet promptly, we will have no choice but to terminate the system. And don't even think about trying to stop us by establishing some "Space-Force". And don't even try to restart your space flight programs by bringing in some eccentric billionaire into your government in like 20 years. And definitely, never, ever, ever stop putting chemicals in the water that turns the frogs gay. If we see any sign of this, we will have no choice but to take this as a sign of hostility and will have no choice but to respond accordingly...

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In these chapters, Paul takes on the Sanhedrin after going on a boat ride and something to do with a belt. It's all super interesting, I promise. More importantly, have you heard about this new Joel Osteen movie coming out. He's making a movie with Netflix and it's going to be turning the nativity story into a "survival-thriller" with Anthony Hopkins. Who thought this was going to be a good idea? And can I buy tickets now?

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Hey, what's Ken Ham's favourite breakfast meat?

Bologna. That's cause it reminds him of how phony science is... or something.

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