Ex-god Ares had a farm, ai ai ai ai ai!

The folley-up thing to end all folley-up things finally concludes, gayly.

Welcome to the neglected middle child of the Norse trilogy.

Join us as we travel into a) Norway and b) the past and begin the Norse trilogy (with no apologies to Wagner, because fuck that guy.)

If you've ever wondered about the detailed logistics of cannibalism, this is the episode for you.

Xena and Gabrielle have headed into some trouble and sandstorms as fanfic writer Missy Good once again receives the keys to the car.

Who's Gurkhan? Who indeed. Someone who needs to train his goons to have a look at the face of the person they're beheading, let's just say that.

The episode that proves what we've always suspected about heterosexuality - it's out of character, and a trap to lead you to Hell.

Xena, Gabrielle and Eve return to Amphipolis, fully expecting to find Xena's mother there alive and well for some reason. Oops.

And so it begins. Season 6, at long last. Who's up for giving a fanfic writer the keys to the car and having her take a tour round referencing all the gayest episodes?