Barely Thriving

Justine and Chanel talk about Stormi's epic second birthday, Demi's comeback, and Lana Del Rey's purchase from an actual mall. Since Valentine's Day is coming up, we discuss Justin Bieber's commitment issues, grinding on your new boyfriend in front of your old boyfriend, and a YouTuber who faked his girlfriend's death. Love is in the air y'all!

Justine and Chanel are not feeling the love in the air with the leak of Lady Gaga's "Stupid Love", Vanessa Hudgens' breakup, and our unrealistic expectations for a Brad/Jen reunion. We also chat our latest Netflix binges and Justine gives Chanel not-so-hot tips on how to approach dating on the apps.

This week we discuss surprise album drops, Megxit, disappointing Oscar noms and even more disappointing Democratic candidates. Justine drags one of the contestants on the Bachelor and Chanel makes a very alarming admission about a television show she's now addicted to.

We're back, baby! Justine and Chanel kick off the new year discussing the Golden Globes, the son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson who we've never heard of, and how nudes are going to save our planet while Goop simultaneously tries to destroy it. We also set our goals and intentions for the new decade!

Justine and Chanel discuss the Weeknd's new music, Disney disclaimers on questionable (read: racist) movies, Pete Davidson's naked body on the cover of Paper, and Tesla's horrific (read: hilarious) cybertruck reveal. It's now the holiday season so obviously we're talking about Harry Potter and magic.

Justine and Chanel chat the Kylie and Drake rumors, Kidz Bop Karen, the evolution of slut-shaming and question why TI thinks hymens are still a thing or even any of his business. We also discuss the most taboo topic of all, which is not hymens but MONEY.

Justine and Chanel chat about Katie Hill's resignation, how much we would pay to get arrested with Jane Fonda, and how loudly we would boo both Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein. We also discuss and agree that ghosts and mercury in retrograde are real so be careful out there.

Justine and Chanel take the love language quiz and confirm we're likely going to be alone forever. Also being discussed: Selena/Hailey Bieber drama, Juul as an accessory, Frank Ocean and his new merch and Miley's profound realization (not really) that she shared on Instagram LIVE.

Justine and Chanel are singing rise and shine to those sleeping on the Joker, the Trump/Pelosi drama, and the complete display of narcissism that is Mark Zuckerberg. We also have a mini therapy session to unpack why we've been feeling a bit depressed this week and how we can crawl out of our quarter life crises.

Justine and Chanel are concerned for everyone's health and wellbeing after the alt right tries to drag Elizabeth Warren for being goals, Trisha Paytas incorrectly announces she's trans, and Matt Lauer claws his way back into the news. We also address out of pocket wedding themes and share thoughts on World Mental Health Day.