Baseless Dream Interpretation

Anonymous tells us about a dream where her boyfriend leaves her for someone else. We try to determine whether this whole dream is just a burn regarding the boyfriend's judgment.

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Lizzy tells us about a dream where she tries to go to a beautiful intersection that may or may not exist. We think about the degree to which reality and dreams can contaminate each other, and wonder about how rigid one should be when chasing after ideals.

(content warning: cursing)

Gwen tells us about a dream where she unexpectedly ends up at a sex bar (but is not alarmed). We talk about marine flora and fauna and social disconnection.

(content warning: cursing, and explicit descriptions of genitalia and sexual acts)

Ben tells us about a dream where he feels uncomfortable and breaks his phone screen. We talk about the human soul and apply the Marie Kondo method (with inconclusive results).

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Lucas tells us about a happy-dream-turned-stressful-nightmare that he had when he was a child. We debate whether anything in life has any meaning at all.

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Paul tells us about a dream that helped him put a positive spin on a real life nightmare. We go on tangents about nineties toys and David Bowie.

(content warning: cursing, and graphic descriptions of an eye being injured)

Ariel tells us about a dream about telling us a dream, and then about a dream she has in order to escape that dream. We reveal our ignorance about the differences between various space rocks.

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Daphne tells us about a dream where she takes a poo in the wrong bucket. We discuss the clear parallels between this predicament and the experience of modern dating.

(content warning: cursing, and we talk about poo)

Francesca tells us about a dream where she eats many delicious foods. We baselessly project many feelings onto the country of Portugal.

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Rena tells us about a dream where she learns how to live with diabetes. We talk about empathy, toddlerhood, adulthood, and not wanting to be saved.

(content warning: cursing)