This is no longer a detective story, and I feel like that's not necessarily my fault. HE SOLVED THE MURDER IN PART 1, right?

Things aren't what they seem and you can't trust anyone, not even the narrator.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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This time Jared brings a story of Hal and his struggling private investigations company, as it finally gets another job. Only this time it is not a wife trying to catch a husband sleeping around, but a rather conspicuous scientist trying to find out who is threatening his life.

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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Get your nut butter, folks, because this week Rumpi, Bloop, and Tumble grapple with the most unknowable thing of all, friendship. Come on and join us this week to see what our intrepid young hero and his two bitter tagalongs get themselves into this time!

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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Rumpi Bloop and Tumble continue their journey to find the mythical panacea, that can cure Rumpi's poor father of his nut cancer, when they come across the legendary Merfolk on their island home. Will the reclusive people help our heroes or hinder them? Listen and find out!

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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We're back with absolutely no explanation.

In this fantastical episode, Todd spins a yarn about rats with fluffy tails. I dunno, I think squirrels are cute.

Anyway, the explanation for why we were gone for almost a whole year is because we all got new jobs and moved around and stuff. We recorded like 10 episodes so far, which will be uploaded every two weeks. Now with some episodes in the bank, we might be able to meet our upload goals for a while.

Enjoy!

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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Every adventuring party has an elf. Every respectable one anyway. I'm sure either Lewis or Clark was an elf. Or maybe it was Sacagawea? Let me know in the reviews if you think Sacagawea was an elf or not.

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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We're back again this week as Adam picks up the story of Frosh, the unwitting, unwilling, and possibly uninterested hero(?) who will definitely save the world from Mice-Men.

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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This week we follow Sparkles the Misleading as he cajoles Frosh into taking a quest to unleash an ancient god in the hopes he will help save the world.

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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How are our wacky band of mercenaries going to get themselves out of this one, swap back to their original bodies, and be home in time for dinner? This week Adam takes the reins and adds a few goofs in while he's at it.

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

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There's a subtle difference between "mercenary" and "contract killer," probably.

In this wacky part two of a story, Todd literally continues the story by doing the things that the characters said they would do in part one, and somehow throws everyone for a loop.

Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam.

Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project

Art by Jared

Un-editable Background noises by Kissy T. Dog.

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