Popular comedy song, originally written for Al Jolson but he passed it over to Eddie Cantor instead. It became one of Cantor's biggest hits.
Song info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You_Knew_Susie
Artist info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Cantor
I have got a sweetie known as Susie
In the words of Shakespeare she's a wow
Though all of you may know her too
I'd like to shout right now
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh what a girl
There's none so classy as this fair lassie
Oh! Oh! Oh my goodness, what a chassis
We went riding, she didn't balk
From the country, I'm the one that had to walk
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Susie had a perfect reputation
No one ever saw her on a spree
Nobody knows where Susie goes
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh what a girl
She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses
Oh! Oh! What a future she possesses
Out in public how she can yawn
In a parlour, you would think the war was on
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
She'll spend Sunday praising the Lord
But on Monday, she's as busy as a board
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
I had a moustache and trained it like a pup
She's got such hot lips, she kissed me once and burned it up!
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What a girl!