Bat Minute

Pengie breaks out the bubbly! It's Moët time, bay-bay! Oswald has a few other ideas of how to celebrate, however... and Selina is having NONE of it! Down, boy!

Or we could have Catwoman spayed, of course. Yes. That seems like an entirely sensible option.

The Penguin seeks revenge for this rejection via helicopter umbrella! Goodbye!

Back to rock this pod like never before is returning superstar Heidi Bennett! This Vibrant Visionary has been through hell holes and back more than once and she's more than ready to turn the heat all the way up to eleven yet again and solve this case. Tonight Heidi is gonna rock you tonight.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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Catwoman has found the way to Batman's heart - through his damn chest, of course! Those claws have gotta hurt!

Bruce has had enough - he exits the scene in the most absurd fashion imaginable. Way to think outside of the box, dude.

The low-HP American Gladiators return to our screens and The Penguin proposes a dastardly toast!

Returning to our investigative team from our previous case is the punk rockin', archaeology-lovin', Mother of Rats (not bats) and table football wiz - it's Claire York! Claire will once again unearth even the most well hidden truths and isn't afraid to get in the dirt to do it.

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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Things get more intimate than ever before today on the show as the Cat and the Bat engage in a little playtime. Bruce is licked!

Is this a fight? Is it enticing? For these two, it's gotta be both!

Eroticism that cannot be topped! Unlike Bruce...

Joining as Special Guest Investigator is alternative lifestyles educator, content creator and the guru teaching you how to live as your authentic self - it's Brittany Simon!

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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You won't suffer in silence
You're a talent
You know that I've noticed
You'd like to be a legend
A big star over night!
I can't answer your question
- I can't wait -
It's driving me insane
And you're impossible in patience
Tearing at my brain!
When will I
Will I be famous?

Hang Time
Running together
Putting it on the line

Hang Time
Jammin' forever
Taking it up for hang time

We're hot, we're in the zone
Part of a team, never alone

Hang Time
Hangin' together
Sharing a dream so fine
I'll always remember
Me and my friends and Hang Time
Me and my friends and Hang Time

Hang Time

The Ice Princess is hanging by a fingertip, by a nail! Wait a minute... LAWN DART! These things are god-damn deadly!

As a swarm of bats bursts forth from their hiding place, our cold one falls... and gets even colder.

Realising that nothing can help her now, Bats flees the scene... only to get a little bit of kinky action at the end of his slide.

Joining the investigative team and bringing that Big Bat Energy are Liz Whitaker and Alyson Grimm! Liz is one Mean Girl when it comes to cracking a case and Alyson can deal with any and all Jeopardy in her way - what a fetch duo! Make sure to tune in, loser!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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Indy & Han: Up in Smoke!

Catwoman has been going hungry this whole damn time. Bruce, dude - what were you doing on this little date of yours earlier? FEED THIS CAT!

Oh, wait, she's found a food source... the floor. Inventive!

Snacking can wait, however, as Selina has a little girl talk in mind first.

Returning one final time to feast upon the succulent meat of this mintue is the our very own Catwoman - it's Lal Gall! Lal can style, she can blog, she can vogue with the best of 'em - but can she put the death drop on this dangerous desperado? Tune in to find out, Bat Minute Mites!

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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THE GANG ARE IN! RED ALERT! THE BATMOBILE IS BREACHED! This Thanksgiving turkey is taking a real basting thanks to the incredible engineers and scientists of the Red Triangle Circus.

Meanwhile, our hero walks into what is clearly a trap. Obviously a trap. Quite impossibly NOT a trap. COME ON, MAN!

Back again and here to disassemble this crime is the fashion-bloggin', song singin', tongue poppin', Bat Minute P.A. herself - it's Lal Gall! Lal is a sister of the night, a bat mother and cat lover so who better to tame this motley crew and crack this case?

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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You imagine three fools talking. I hear it. I hear the podcast.