Bat Minute

We all float down here... on water! WITH STARS IN OUR EYES!

THE CREDITS ROLL ON, BABY!

Stan Winston is in the house (via our crew uttering his name, at least) and joining him are verbal nods to costume designers, production designers and the Elf-Man himself. You want more? What about a riveting chat about wicker? You got it!

Returning to the investigation is Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute and ID4 Minute - Eagle 20 - Fox 2! Everyone's trying to get out of Gotham and we're the only schmucks trying to get in! These cases don't solve themselves and if we don't act now, we may not have much of a city left to defend.

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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We're floatin' through the filth, we're Walken through the waste as today's episode is a credits bonanza! Our Bat Boys discuss Big Chris, Natalie Wood, Pat Hingle Returns and the madness of Andrew Bryniarski.

Our dynamic duo make sure that the credits are Bat-tastic.

Joining the investigation today is Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute and ID4 Minute! When it comes to solving the case, Matthew never surrenders, never retreats and never gives up.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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You thought the last movie was dark? You ain't seen nothin' yet, Bat Minute Mites! We start today's episode with our bad baby BEING THROWN INTO THE RIVER.

As our monstrous Moses floats away, we finally begin everybody's favourite part of the show... THE CREDITS ARE HERE! How long before Jon and Niall lose their minds this time? Tune in to find out, Bat fans!

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo. 

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine... children killing all the felines.

BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

Minute 2 hits us hard and fast as a nefarious newborn appears to bump off a cat! There's something fishy about this youngster and Pee-Wee Herman is at breaking point. Drastic action is in order...

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo. 

Fear no longer, citizens! Your days may have been dreary and your nights dark, but the end is in sight. The hiatus is over. The boys are back in town!

BAT MINUTE... RETURNS!

There's no confusion at the start of this one - the action comes thick and fast as we are introduced to a very troubled family and a most unusual child...

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

The Kid is back... and much, much, worse!

That's right, folks - it's the sequel to Purple Rain! The sequel that nobody asked for. Join us as we completely lose our minds discussing every incredible twist and turn of this gob smacking tale. Relive the wonders of the Funky Weapon, Morris Day peeing into a plant pot and casual sexism! Never again forget the extraordinary (and religious) game of hangman, the epic Melody Cool and Morris' painted skillet. Who knows - maybe he'll even bury the hatchet with The Kid once and for all?

Oh and did we mention that this movie FEATURES A LITERAL ANGEL FROM HEAVEN?!?!?

Joining this investigation is none other than the Movies by Minutes Maven herself, Crystal Beth!

You're in for a wild ride here on Bat Minute!

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The Fifth Eleminute

Unlimited Lives

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Everyone come behold the Bat Minute parade!

The boys are back and this time they're tackling an investigation Under a Cherry Moon.

Give what you can, all you can stand, and all of your life will be made. This is a Bat Minute promise.

Come and witness the hubris of His Purple Majesty as he attempts to plot and scheme his way to riches! Along the way we'll encounter weird familial chemistry, a gaggle of irritating upper-crusters and a trip to the good ol' wrecka stow. What are you waiting for, party poop?!?!

Joining Jon and Niall on this descent into madness are two returning champions - it's Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts of the Please Don't Send Me Into Outer Space podcast! This duo are more than accustomed to tackling movies of a certain calibre and this more than fits the bill!

Stay tuned for the further adventures of our Bat Minute crime fighters!

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PART 2 of 2

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to finish off the greatest story ever told. The Kid is back to turn things around, wow the crowd and save the day. Will he learn to treat women right? Will he learn to treat ANYBODY right?

Yes, the Bat Boys are concluding Purple Rain!

Back once again to assist in the investigation are the masters of 'The Bird' - it's the Sex Shooter's themselves, Darling Dael Kingsmill and 'The Revolution' Omar Najam! 

Come and get down and funky on our motorbikes ONE MORE TIME!

Stay tuned for the further adventures of Jon and Niall!

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PART 1 of 2

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to go crazy. One could even say "nuts". We are here to Take U Beautiful Ones on a purple ride through Erotic City and F.U.N.K. you up. We would Die For U, listeners.

Yes, the Bat Boys watched Purple Rain!

Joining them on this adventure, after they purified themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, are a couple of returning champions - it's Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam! Baby, they're stars!

You can thank us all for the funky time later.

Stay tuned for the further adventures of Jon and Niall... plus Dael and Omar!

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The Bat boys are back in action! Only this time they've been transported back to feudal Japan! Thankfully, Special Guest Investigator, film maker and YouTuber Stephanie Palacino (aka Caffine Jedi) also got caught in the time warp and is on hand to help us solve the case, reassemble the Quake Engine and get back to our own time! How else will we ever move on to Batman Returns otherwise?

Along the way we will encounter mechas, monkeys... and mechas FIGHTING monkeys!

This is a bonus episode not to be missed.

Ladies, gentlemen and everybody else: it's Batman Ninja - ニンジャバットマン!

Stay tuned for the further adventures of Jon and Niall.

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