Bat Minute

It's the start of a new week so you know what that means... IT'S BAT MINUTE TIME, BABY!

The crew are back for more shenanigans as they metaphorically slice and dice their way through a visit to a shady surgeon. Along the way they discover the fate of poor old Mr Napier...

I don't trust this doctor to do a good job!

Joining the Bat Boys is the wonderful YouTube mythology vlogger Dael Kingsmill! Make sure to check out her fantastic work over at Monarchs Factory for all your mythological needs, as well as a host of other geeky delights (you may know her from the Geek & Sundry Vlogs, also).

The next episode follows on Wednesday!

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Dael Kingsmill - Monarchs Factory

Alfred's bland food (also known as: English food) galore as we head into the end of yet another week here at the BatMinuteCave.

Touching childhood memories aren't enough to stop the team-up of Jon, Niall and Kit going completely off the rails yet again!

The house is not Bruce. Who is Bruce? What is Bruce? Who am I? Who are you? What is love?

BRUCE THE BOOZEHOUND! CONFIRMED! Or is it?

We are joined once more, for the final time this week, by everybody's favourite accordion noise merchant and punk rock deviant Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit. He's proven to be a popular guest so far and no doubt this episode will be similarly entertaining! Bid him adieu, good folks... for now.

The next episode follows on Monday.

Same Bat pod, different Bat minute!

Kit Flemons - Rat Bit Kit

The further exciting adventures of Jon, Niall and Kit! This mid-week episode features non-stop action, suspense, drama, fun!

• Bruce and Vicki book it!
• Chillin' with the ol' man.
• ALFRED'S EYEBROWS!
• Horse-based mishaps.
• Mountains of hair - what a mane!
• FOREIGN SPIES!
• DRUGS!
• Insulting the Manbat.

We cover all of this and a whole lot more!

As mentioned, the dynamic duo are joined once again by the accordion-playing RATman himself, Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit. I'm sure you already know that this means it's a doozy!

The next episode follows on Friday.

Same Bat pod, different Bat minute!

Kit Flemons - Rat Bit Kit

Bruce and Vicki have their date night... at Wayne Manor itself!

You want talk about soup? You'd better do because, oh boy, there's soup, soup and MORE damn soup! It genuinely makes for one of our favourite episodes yet!

Joining Jon and Niall is the punk rock accordion destroyer Kit Flemons, of the band Rat Bit Kit. Things may go off the rails somewhat. CHAOS!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.

Same Bat pod, different Bat minute!

Kit Flemons - Rat Bit Kit

It's the big 3-0 as Bat Minute '89 heads into the dirty thirties.

Speaking of dirty... a filthy hand claws up from beneath even filthier water! Who could it be? WHAT could it be?

SUICIDE BY CHEMICAL BATH!

The Bat has a flight pattern and Vicki dons her specs to deduce its intricacies.

DATING WOES!

DELICIOUS SOUP!

If you can't get enough of the soup... wait until you get a load of next week, folks! There'll be enough to go around.

Join us for the next episode on Monday,

Same Bat pod, different Bat minute.

Continuing the old-school feel today it's the Bat Boys and ONLY the Bat Boys on this episode. I think I'm going to drop this Bat Boys thing, jeez...

Minute 29 sees a sliced and diced Napier clinging to the Bat for dear life, while he himself pulls a face like he's trying to open a jar of sauce.

JACK TAKES A TUMBLE! JACK MAKES A SPLASH!

Does he survive? Does he die? He certainly won't be turned insane and into an even worse crook by it, that's for sure.

Batman has one other foe to vanquish - a stiff neck.

A CORPSE RISES FROM THE DEPTHS!

All this and more on today's NON-STOP, ACTION PACKED, Bat Minute '89!

The next episode follows on Friday.

Same Bat pod, different Bat minute.

The Bat Boys are taking it old school this week as they are working as the original dynamic duo. What excitement is in store?

Jack and the Bat are keen to swap fashion tips, but things take a turn for the worse when Napier decides to reach for his BULLET gun rather than his GLUE gun. The Bat makes himself elusive...

A Prince reference can't console us as our beloved Porkins takes one for the team YET AGAIN! Can this guy catch a break?

NAPIER IN DANGER! Will The Bat step up to save him after all? Can he forgive his crimes?

We'll have to leave you dangling over a vat of antici... pation on that one, Bat fans!

The next episode follows on Wednesday!

Same Bat pod, different Bat minute!

COMEDY BULLETS EVERYWHERE!

SURPRISE BAT FISTS!

PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GUNS, TALKING ABOUT GUNS!

These are just some of the thrilling topics being discussed on this Friday's can't-miss episode of your favourite show: Bat Minute '89.

See: DRAMATIC CAPE SWOOSHING!

Witness: THE BAT DESCEND WITH GRACE!

Marvel: AS THE DARK KNIGHT LIFTS JACK WITH EASE!

Bob the Goon attempts to 'do' Gordon as Napier fights for his life.

For the final time this week we are joined by Dan Kampling, the king of bats himself, so make sure you don't miss this.

The next episode follows on Monday!

Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Dan Kampling.

A VICIOUS MONSTER DESCENDS FROM THE RAFTERS! It is impervious to bullets! TO PAIN! It grapples its enemies and dangles them precariously over ledges!

A MAN LOSES HIS HAT!

And then... it is gone.

Meanwhile, Jack Napier spills chemicals and walks Ripley's path as another exciting shootout begins!

What a minute folks!

Once again we are joined by the exceptionally knowledgeable Bat Computer himself, Dan Kampling, so make sure to tune in for his smooth-talking, Jesse Ventura ways.

The next episode follows on Friday!

Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Dan Kampling.

Action galore as the cops and crooks engage in a violent shootout!

Gordon finally looks cool!

Levers will be pulled! Valves will be twirled!

Can Jack outrun his pursuers? Can Gordon get his man? Will Xenomorphs get everyone in sight?

The answers to these questions and more can be found on today's exciting edition of Bat Minute '89!

We are joined by Bat super-fan Dan Kampling who will be dropping his words of wisdom and bestowing us with knowledge while we generally just make a mess of everything. Not to be missed!

The next episode follows on Wednesday!

Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Dan Kampling.