Bathrobe Bitches

In this episode, we rant about what Lynda learned about human trafficking, explaining terrorism to a 10 yr old, and stupid questions kids ask (like “are you walking up the stairs?”).

In this episode, we rant about explaining abortions and sex to our kids, ball cock assemblies, summer trips, chili, and the Star Spangled Banner. 

In this episode, we rant during our family beach vacation… with the family! Let’s just say a great drinking game could work with the phrases “next question” or “that’s enough” as we try to avoid rabbit holes in a minefield! Listen to see how many “ewww grosses” the kids exclaimed because we are who we are.

In this episode, we let the cat out of the bathrobe (you’ll have to tune in to hear it), and then rant about planning our annual beach vacation, discuss meal planning for the most common denominator among diets gone awry, and how we’re not your average boozy Betties.  

In this episode, we rant about being old & feeling young at the same time, how the teenagers are ruining our neighborhood, some really poignant things we can’t remember, and neighbor magic.

In this episode, we rant about what you don’t want when you have a bra party, fitting our titties into bras, and the challenges of being big breasted in the “real” world.

In this episode, we rant about how Lynda ended up with vagina stitches, hoe baths, and what they neglect to tell you about childbirth.  

In this episode, we rant about the typical angry village mob coming for Deanna, what we have been watching lately, and our lifestyle accomplishments. 

In this episode, we rant about how love never breaks even within the current state of cancel culture, our guilty pleasures, and how the things we say have impacts we can’t foresee. 

In this episode, we rant about making our best life in our corner of the world, if we remembered to take the cookies out of the oven and how great we would be at 4th grade projects.