This week, the boys put on their philosopher kits and dive headfirst into a spicy stew of cup finals and moral quandaries. Did the FA Cup final live up to the hype? Did anyone actually watch the Europa League final on purpose? And does Mason Greenwood stay or go?
Also: Can fans actually hold clubs and players accountable, or are we just yelling into the void between pints? It's sports, it’s ethics, it’s wildly uninformed moral debate — just the way you like it.
Pull up a chair in the pub or the courtroom, because this one’s got red cards and red flags.