The hockey girls are fighting, the hockey goalies are fighting, the hockey podcast bros are leaking text chains and beefing. None of us are the right height to get the open job to be Mr. Met or Mrs. Met. Bryce Harper's working his way backwards to chemtrail conspiracies. Then Stephen explains his RIPCON system.

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Birthday boy Charles Star is back to discuss the latest free agent signings and trades, The Pitt, the Kyrsten Sinema homewreck lawsuit, and much much more.

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Alex Bregman signs with the Cubs, prompting us to ask what the extent of Chicago Pope's powers are. Max Kepler hilariously popped for cow steroids. Jane is outed as a soccer fan and Stephen pitches some harm reduction alternatives to that. A Beekeeper sequel pitch. Lauren has a new book about shipwrecks. Some movie talk of course.

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It's a new year and it's already bad but the show is good.

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I really thought they'd like the Delco Pooper story more.

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Free agent signings, Mets fans meltdown, Stephen explains Big Brother, Jane explains the Hallmark Hunk reality show, another Phillies chud health solution, Matt Shaw at TPUSA's America Fest, then a little movie talk.

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Free agent signings, Mets fans meltdown, Stephen explains Big Brother, Jane explains the Hallmark Hunk reality show, another Phillies chud health solution, Matt Shaw at TPUSA's America Fest, then a little movie talk.

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Bryce Harper's latest quack shit, Yankees fans being normal, Freddie Freeman gets yelled at by Canadian children, the new gay hockey show, and Lauren's spreadsheet of culturally significant smoked sausages.

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They made me take out my impression of RFK and they were probably right.

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Jane and Lauren are garumpilled. Michael Baumann holds Lauren accountable for her lies. Bryce Harper's new look. We review the Darius Rucker Reds fashion line. Another Pope jersey has hit building two. Then a bunch of TV and movies talk.

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