Jessica called in with an “Am I a Jerk?” that set the phones on fire: she went OFF on her boyfriend after finding out he bought his ex-wife a Valentine’s Day gift “from the kids.” Is that a thoughtful co-parent move… or a Valentine’s Day line you don’t cross?

Battle’s wife wants them to go to a psychic and get their palms read, and Battle is trying to be supportive… while fully believing it’s nonsense. He’s convinced if psychics were real, they’d already know he’s coming. Now Battle wants to know: do you believe in psychics, and has one ever nailed something they couldn’t possibly know?

Battle hits the gas station for a quick fill-up… and gets stuck behind a guy who parks at the pump, locks the car, and walks inside without even buying gas. So what’s the rule? Is Battle being petty, or is that guy the real jerk?

Battle and the wife finally do their “make-up Valentine’s dinner,” and everything’s perfect… until the check shows up with a suggested tip that feels like a car payment. Is tipping culture getting out of hand, or are we just getting bullied by the button

Battle’s got a workplace etiquette question that turned into a full-blown rant after a post-show video meeting went completely off the rails… because one person decided it was mealtime AND stayed unmuted. So what’s the verdict: Is it rude or normal to eat during a work meeting? Battle opens the phone lines and lets YOU decide

Battle is calling it: buying roses on Valentine’s Day might be the biggest romance scam of the year. Why go broke to prove love on one day when you’re supposed to show it every day? We’re debating whether V-Day roses are overrated or still undefeated

Rob called into the show for “Am I a Jerk?” He took his kids to Hooters to watch the game… and his wife was NOT having it. Plus, it's Battle’s birthday

Today on Battle In The Morning, we’re debating whether it’s fair for employers to check your social media before they hire you, or if that’s a straight-up invasion of privacy. Where’s the line between protecting a company’s image and policing someone’s personal life?

Battle thought he scored the deal of the year on a new TV, until the register rang up a totally different price and the store refused to honor the shelf tag. So what’s the rule supposed to be… and what’s fair? Battle breaks down the moment, the manager showdown, and asks the big question: Should stores honor wrong pricing?

A listener admits he sprays wiper fluid to splash tailgaters. Jerk or genius? We debate it.