WELCOME TO BATTLE ROYALE!

OUR VERY FIRST MONTLY BLOODBATH! WE REVIEW ALBUMS ON VARIOUS SCALES AND BASED ON THOSE NUMBERS WE SIMULATE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THOSE BANDS FOUGHT! IS IT SENSELESS? YES! DO WE CARE? NOT EVEN A LITTLE! ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM!!!

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

WE PIT AUDIOTOPSY, DEVOUR THE DAY, HATE ETERNAL, THE CASUALTIES, DISTURBED, AND TENACIOUS D AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A CAGE AND... WELL... You get the idea.