ROCKENSTEIN

Hello, and welcome back to another 'Best Of' episode of Rockenstein. Today, you will be enjoying our deliciously inappropriate skits. FEEL HONORED!!! I will not lie to you, guys. It shoulda been a story time, buuuuuuuuut hangovers and mushrooms don't mix very well... so here ya go! Take it or leave it.. but why leave it when you can just take it... maybe if we wave it around at you... Just listen Okay?! Alright then.

THE FLAMES OF HELL ARE BURNING OUR BISCUITS. This week, our movie experts come to visit and dish on a superhero classic. Our hosts discuss torture of the porn variety, the horrors on the dark web and Tool's triumph over Tay-Tay Swift's numbers and fans! With a surprise pop in from our own MC Mung.

Featuring album reviews for Korn - The Nothing, and Tool - Fear Inoculum

SHOW BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Opening to this trashstorm

0:58 - Sherzl Hilms & Dr. Germ Wretsen's Movie Reviews with a Twist!

2:37 - Blimpo's Brothel and Speakeasy

3:23 - Erotica art searches + Skit of fire = Regrets / The dark web is not your friend, but the drugs are okay / Who's #1 NOW TAY-TAY

20:44 - MC Mung's "Tongue Punch Her Fart Box"

22:31 - KORN ' THE NOTHING' REVIEW

31:51 - TOOL 'FEAR INOCULUM' REVIEW

44:15 - This is the end....MY ONLY FRIEND, THE ENNNND.

45:33 - Dat special sauce at the end

DOUGIE IS BACK! JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT, YOU DIRTY LITTLE LISTENER.

Take it down a notch there, Doug.

YES, YES. RIGHT. I, THE DUNGEON MASTER, HAVE A NEW AND GRIPPING TALE OF DELICIOUS MEATS AND THE MEN WHO PROBE THEM. PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY TALES OF TERROR'S RENDITION OF 'They're Made Out of Meat' BY Terry Bisson.

 Welcome to the second episode of season 2!!! This week, we make fun of vaping and Dougie (as usual), Hank stops by to commit a felony, we talk about groping Rob Zombie, Grimm plays with some boundaries, Red stands up for whats right even though she herself is often wrong, and we review some old Metalcore standards new albums!

SHOW BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Intro

1:20 - Hank's Life Hanks (Hacks)

2:22 - Existential Crisis/Mandela Effects/Groping Zombies and Concert-Goers/Call Your Mom and Ask If You're Awful

27:10 - Dougie's Fantasy Corner Reviews Brothers of Metal - Yggdrasil

29:47 - REVIEW: Atreyu - In Our Wake (DELUXE)

42:24 - REVIEW: Killswitch Engage - Atonement

1:04:28 - THE END IS NIGH OH GOD SWEET BABY 9lb 10oz JESUS!

Today on Story Time, our hosts talk about music we've missed during the break, the finer points of wikipedia, and getting stalked by virtual virgins all from the comfort of our homes! Join us, won't you?

WE'RE BACK, BABY! Season 2 coming all over your face, just like you asked for it. Didn't you, you dirty listener? Join us as we meet a new psychobilly expert, catch up with a former degenerate and bring you new personal segments. Saddle up and hold tight, creeps and ghouls. Stuff's about to get real...as real as it can get....not real at all.

Red's artist mention: @albogram

ALBUM REVIEWS:

Volbeat - Rewind, Replay, Rebound

Slipknot - We Are Not Your Kind

Season 2 Premieres August 16th! Join your hosts, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb as they bring you all the things you never asked for! including SpeSHul guests! ROCKENSTEIN IS BACK, WITCHES!

Come with us on a journey through some of our favorite off kilter "ads" we've run over the season! With fake commercials like these, we're pretty sure we'll never find a real sponsor! 

For sponsorship info contact Ryan Mansfield at [email protected] we promise we might not probably run an insane ad for you!