Battlestage Theatrica

"And I will make it a threesome!"

"Do you even hear yourself?!"

This episode of Battlestage Theatrica may feature the least amount of conversation about Battlestar Galactica yet... so lets see if this works out or devolves into utter chaos. Have FAITH... of the heart.

Oh, warning, in this episode, I threaten the Cornell 7 with violence... and I stand by those words. Sue me. Arrest me. Won't change me.

Sorry, you frakkin fine folks, I accidentally set the schedule time to 5pm instead of 5am... what is time when floating endlessly through space anyway?

Seriously? Ellen is back... and THIS one wasn't called The Tighs That Bind? You're slipping, BSG writers room of 2007... SLIPPING!

Sorry to go Biweekly on everyone, but life tends to get in the way. Even now, I'm wrapping up two weeks of work in Houston. Very different from SoCal. I miss my wife... so no time to record another episode... things to be done.

If you're thinking, he stole that pun from The Frak This podcast... no! maybe a little.... I thought the same thing back when this aired. Listening to Jesse and Vera's show only reminded me. Besides, there's so little of Tigh to bind this week.

As you've heard from my pre-amble, we'll be moving into a bi weekly format (once episode every two weeks) because schedules are a problem... if only middle school and high school me could see me being so damn popular now, I would tell him enjoy your solitude whilst it lasts! I jest! I love being invited to things, I juts hate balancing.

Happy Frakkin Friday Folks! Thanks for joining us on another episode of this Donner Party through the stars. You know, I've been watching Supernatural again, and their world comes close to ending al the time... but it still makes me laugh... what's up with that?

You know what doesn't make me laugh... cancer (unless its Deadpool's cancer). So please, if you have any extra cash despite the horrendous cost of living (that 50% of the country knowingly voted for) then please donate to my friend Courtney's cancer gofundme https://gofund.me/7dec548f9

Please and frakkin thank you

Happy Frakkin Friday Folks, we are officially in the home stretch of Battlestar Galactica, and because I'm such a good friend, I didn't make Chester wait over A YEAR to see the conclusion to Crossroads Part 2! Who the hell's idea was that?

Anyway, I also need to keep making episodes so I can keep posting about my friend Courtney's cancer tratment Gofundme https://gofund.me/7dec548f9 because I'm sick of being helpless against this frakkin disease. In the last few years, I've lost four people to it. Sadly, I can't actually punch cancer in the throat, so help me and everyone else save as many as we can. Working on the Frak Cancer dogtags as we speak.

So Say We All

That's right folks, not only is it Frakkin Friday, but its the last Frakkin Friday of Season Three! Racing towards the finish line... but we're not finishing!

Since we learned President Roslin's Cancer has returned, it feels like it never really left, because Frak it, it just wont go away. So, instead of funding our Buy Me A Coffee page, please help my friend Courtney beat the frak out of her cancer https://gofund.me/7dec548f9, together we can kick cancer right in the throat...just like Edward James Olmos did!

Sorry folks, for some reason this didn't upload on Frakkin Friday. Why? who knows? Hopefully your Frakkin Saturday is just as entertained.

As mentioned in the episode, an old friend of mine, Courtney, is battling cancer, both physically and financially. So, instead of buying Battlestage a Coffee, please head over to https://gofund.me/39f9a56eb and tell her cancer to frak off. I'm actually working on a BSG themed piece that looks like the dog tags, but out of wood and says FRAK CANCER. if you make a donation on her go fun me, send me the receipt, and I'll send you the piece.

SO SAY WE FRAK CANCER

P.S. Chester is really close to who the final five are. I think the only one he hasn't guessed at this point is Tori

Happy Frakkin Fourth of July! No matter what your creed or color is, I think we can all agree that our country's Independence from tyranny is something we can all agree on. Now, what we've done with that freedom, such as slide blissfully back into tyranny, is the problem we must currently face. In Battlestar Galactica, our heroes are facing the trials and tribulations of putting a former president on trial for.... well, shit, life really does imitate art doesn't it?

Buy Me a Coffee https://buymeacoffee.com/battlestagetheatrica

Tell my friend Courtney that her cancer can frak off! https://gofund.me/39f9a56eb FRAK CANCER

It's okay folks, nothing bad happened... there was no interdimensional wormhole nor did you fall into a 24 hour coma.... Its Thursday! Frakkin Friday will still feature a new episode.

Today, however, for your listening pleasure, is a chet I had with a delightful fellow podcaster and Battlestar Galactica fan, Marcy from the Idle Ride Podcast. When you're done listening to this and you enjoy Avatar, the Last of Us, and Fallout, head on over and give it a listen.

Stay Tuned for tomorrow, The Son Also Rises