Mike and Mike are back with a real humdinger of an episode. Gail and Mitch are trying to figure out how to send Hobie to Ohio. The Baywatch captain spends the day annoying the younger lifeguards Shaunie and Eddie. Mike and Mike discuss the danger of ATVs amongst other things.

Mike and Mike run into their first stinker of a Baywatch ep. Garner Ellerbee kills a man in cold blood. Mitch barks orders into a phone. Hobie is revealed to still be a good kid in the end.

Mike and Mike take a new approach to Baywatchin' and it yields dividends. Mike tells a story about beach-running and bruised feet and the other Mike tells a story about his first day wearing glasses.

Mike and Mike discuss episode 4 of Baywatch which may or may not have been an anonymous spec script dropped off at the production offices under the cover of night. We discuss how stubble is often a reliable indicator of who is the bad guy in a given episode. And finally, Craig Pomeroy is given an ultimatum from his boss -- "Lifeguard or Lawyer"

Mike and Mike discuss Hobie's involvement in a reckless powerski gang that leave a path of death and destruction -- quite literally -- in their wakes. We also get a new character Garner Ellerbee of the Hetero Police. Finally we cover Eddie (Billy) and his blossoming relationship with the Pommeroys. Mike promises to fix his audio issues next week!

Mike and Mike watch the second half feature-length pilot.

Mike and Mike kick off the podcast with "Panic at Malibu Pier" -- the Pilot.