They don't even number their episodes! I hope they go into those caves and never come back. Me and Drew will be your sole Bay Hosts soon enough! Don't loose the Baith!

- Bill Ferus

Hello Baywatching Baes! Look out for scam texts and illegal lawyers. We don't want your lives plagued with fake podcasts, fake texts or fake lawyers. That's why we are here to talk about what is real: Baywatch season 2 episode 3! And we do it in the most parasocially caring way. Now let's get into the water!

JUST LISTEN! THIS IS BILL. WE WILL GET THIS BACK. STAND BACK AND STAND BY BAYWATCHING BAES

Hey Bay Buddies! We're back for episode 2 of season 2. We're here to wake you up from your Nightmare Bay Part 2. Our deep dive this week is brought to you by the U-R-ine A Cave Buddy crap collectors. We love you!

We are getting this podcast back! They can't keep us out! I have 2 factor authentication for the podcast RSS feed. We will eliminate these frauds soon!

-Law Battler Bill

Hey all! Welcome to the New Baywatching Podcast! It's season 2 and we have so much in store for you, our listeners who we love so much. Get to know us on this new episode of a whole new Baywatching Podcast. We can't wait to build a beautiful para-social relationship with you for years to come. We love you! Happy New Year!

Hello from Bill on the holiday with important updates about our future. 

1. Jesus, Dry Jesus
2. Aussie Guard
3. Im So Dry (Alone)
4. Chaos
5. Frosty the Truth
6. Stay Dry

X Mas Album by Baywatching Podcast's own Drew and Jericho Salt

LOOK FOR FULL ALBUM NEXT YEAR!!

NO BILL!!!

Daren Janderfoight, the CEO of iHeartPodcast Corporation delivers a special message directly from his headquarters. 

If you missed RIBB Fest, we were charitable! Or at least I was. Bill didn't want the footage released but we need to maintain Ribb Count integrity with Steven Thomas Higgin's RIBB ID! We will be implementing this at every RIBB FEST from now on. Please listen to this groundbreaking broadcast before Bill deletes it to cover up his RIBB Count steal.