Vorn's in a bit of a pickle, and by pickle I mean jail. Which is really unfair because Rob is the one bombing harder than a terrorist in this episode. Audionips is on the case while the boys don't really seem to care - probably cause they're too busy talking about full house. Why are they talking about full house? I don't know. Tune in to find out... oR DON'T!

Oh boy! As Motley Crue famously sung, this episode is about “boys, boys, boys” oh wait I’m getting Michael Jackson and Motley Crue mixed up again. I ALWAYS do that. The episode is actually about deception, so again it is like Michael Jackson. Speaking of creepy art, Pete brings some in and watching the Louvre, coz Mona Lisa has a new rival in town and it has a lot of penises on it.

Get out of that Non-Fiction area of the local library! It’s time for TRUE CRIME. We’re selling out to get those sweet sweet divorcee women download numbers by talking about the only thing anyone cares about in podcasting - cunz getting murdered. We delve into the seedy underbelly of Big Bang with special guest and seedy underboob AudioNips! Speaking of crimes; Rob makes the episode actually sound good - surely he did something illegal to make it sound so good… probably killed a baby.

New season, new us… (again). Much like Charlie Sheen we’re gettin POSITIVE! (Again) Instead of tiger blood being in us though it’s just HIV positive blood. #WINNING! Who needs laughing gas when you’ve got Vorn’s crazy dental adventures where his teeth are getting drilled harder than the animals! Pete gets stoned again and Rob gets ready for his stand up set where he is going to bomb harder than a really enthusiastic movie theatre worker working at the choc bomb station.

UH OH ROBERTIO! Rob’s done a truly exceptional job of editing episode 41 - but what’s even more exceptional than that is that he left it on the other side of the fucking world. So to fill the gap we’ve attempted to do a dramatic reenactment with his identical twin brother HARRY! The best bit about is that Rob has no idea that we’ve done this. Remember the episode is a reenactment but the consequences ARE REAL. Good on you Rob your forgetful fool.

As we look back on the season, something from our past comes back to haunt us… I guess all those “business trips” to Thailand left a paper trail. Then we end the season with a special segment directed by M Night Shyamalan and it is revealed that one of us is a dead people. Who will it be? Only way to find out is to listen or be giant man-baby named Hayley Joel Osment.

Star Wars amirite?! Ha ha! As we all know the best punchlines come from just referencing something in geek culture. So we created the Reference-o-matic 3420 beta to shove in as many non-sequitur references as possible to get those belly laughs going. Rob is throwing poo puns at the fan to cause as much of a mess as possible. Also Pete and Vorn try to settle for a battle that has been going on as long as time; E.T. The Extra Terristical vs. ISIS.

Filling in the void that Zoo Magazine left we are now pandering to horny teen boys with our SEXIEST episode yet! So straddle that speaker in your parents living room, get your favourite plastic container of dip and get ready to hear the sexiest voices $10 can buy. Also we get WET with a wet t-shirt contest and share a sexy story from a listener that is sure leave you saying “That was erotic” So lube up, sniff some amyl and get ready to get penetrated by the sharpest thing known to man - Vorn’s shrill

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend? Well Rob has done even worse and cheated on the podcast after getting wiki leaked by one of Vorn’s little birds. What’s even worse than cheating is not asking for consent, and seeing as this is a consent themed episode for some reason, if you’re a serial sexual abuser this one probably is going to make you face some hard truths. Pete has some comedic pictures to sell of penises.

Happy Valentines! Like a neglectful boyfriend we forgot and are late on valentines. But to make it up to you like a great boyfriend, we’re going to talk about Liam Neeson and if he’s racist. Is that the sound of a fire hydrant spilling out onto the street while kids come out to play under it on a hot summer’s day in New York City or is it just you getting cumly. Rob doesn't put his headphones in quick enough and gets roasted.