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Well we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back.

Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. It's only fair as they're on 10% in the opinion polls already! Aye if you believe that I'd love to have sold you a porch door in the 80s.

More new legislation from the nasals and Reeves has, due ironically due to her and her department's piss awful maths they do have a surplus of 30.4 billion pounds, probably just enough to pay off Andrew's victims. I didn't say which Andrew we're talking about and the Andrew everyone is talking about strongly denies sexual assault.

Plenty more stuff to get your teeth into. Enjoy like and share.

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