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Bazookaaah Number 88

Ghost Ghouls and adopting American culture to a ridiculous extent as the fall comes to an end before thanksgiving, see I'm doing as well.

Anyway the midterms are coming and rednecks get a bazoinking and of course closer to home the poppy boys with weird German surnames alongside the very British Ryan Bridge get a bazookering of the highest order.

Some great Jenrick goading and of course Robinson and Brand get a nod, I'm sure the latter will get a leathering next week. Pallet sales in Belfast, King Charles in the West Indies or the Caribbean if you're better informed.

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We're back. The headlines? Well it's not really a person but a building. And it is of course Southwark Crown Court!! Probably the most important tourist destination in London these days, so many stars. 

Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson attract loads of hangers on, bodyguards and general entourage fannies and that with the press and the macabre public means that you must get there early to get a good view who's coming next, who's your money on. Of course Robinson and Brand get a bazookering but there's plenty more in this episode too.

We've got Cornwall storm stuff, the government gets a bit of a swing and of course Trump is under fire with his anticipated no show in his defence position with the 10 billion dollar trial with the BBC, I think you're going to lose fatty, I could be wrong but I think the quiet piggy could well be you come December.

Anyway there's loads more so get stuck in and tell your freinds.

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Here we are, 86 and here we are giving a bazookering to Reform councillors, Harry and Meghan, Thatcher again, (I hope I'm not bringing her back to life a la Dr Frankenstein!) and of course Blair and his cronies Alistair and Peter.

Brand gets a mention, I'm sure he will some more in the near future along with the DUP golden boy mister Donaldson who I'm sure will be enjoying his bread and water tonight, maybe he could go on hunger strike?!!

Loads of other stuff, we're chock full of jokes, you can't beat Bazookaaah ball!!

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Our best yet I reckon. It starts with the news of Labour's victory in the the Kings Cross, St Pancras Euston Liverpool Street Station Community Chest Go To Jail by election and a lady got in that just by looking at her turns the heat up on Rupert Lowe to try and think of something not racist about the result.

Jack Polanski shall we be offski was nowhere to be seen this week at The Green conference but was at the count watching the Green dream turn sour or rather get mouldy, to be fair they got nearly 9,000 which is probably the amount of power turbines they'll need to power Brighton especially after a lot of strobe lighting during Queenie weekend or whatever goes on.

Lucy Powell, of course Prime minister Burnham and of course Polanski and co get a good bazookering. Esther Rantzen and Cyril get an honourable mention as does a posthumous Thatcher bit and of course Trump is still in the news after there was a Bazoiking of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Our big kicking though goes to the wonderful Tories at their party conference in Surbiton or Harpenden or whatever twat place they held it this year.

Have a great weekend and pass this all on to your mates!!

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Well we had to go with it, it's almost a Man City special this week but we make no apologies about it it's the only show in town, it transcends politics and world events, and it's weird that Man City used to be a regional Northern English joke but now they're a spy thriller.

Obviously our penfold/woodwork teacher/Number 10 North leader has other things to deal with but he had to make a statement and went very Manchester on it.

Oh I don't know Rupert Lowe, Kevin Hollinrake (who), Etihad, Gareth Southgate, LS Lowery even Godley and Creme get Bazookered this week. 

Get stuck into it and where were you when we were shit?!

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Yes 83 and we start with my window cleaner and we end with trashing East Yorkshire.

World War 3, Mar A Lago, Eritrea and drinking at football matches all get a bazoinkering as well as messrs Trump, Danny Thommo, Alcaraz the tennis player, Pope Leo 14th, Lech Walesa, Said Aouetta, Liz Truss and Nick Ferrari amongst others.

Tell your mates, it's a great listen!!

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Number 82 and it starts with a bit of classic anti Royalism followed by a bit of pop music! Yes it's a bit of a trivial start but of course it was big news in the corporate pop world this week when the most famous ginger in East Anglia (well he used to be but Harry's back now isn't he) Ed Sheeran caused a storm by firing his support act for his own act of support of some middle easterns.

John Constable (evening all), George Orwell and several other famous Ipswich famous sons get a mention and Macklemore, the Irish support group and several other pop types as well as the head of the tour Mr Kraft (Gillette) get a good bazookering.

There's a bit of Trump but more importantly Carney of Canada gets a dressing down and to close this week's pod we get stuck into the sticky subject of AI and what we're going to do about it. Some Facebook shouts in there as well.

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We're on 81 now and this one starts with letter friendly tongue twister headlines.

Sometimes there's only one show in town but there's three this week. Who to choose from, is it Nigel? Nah, believe it or not he's been thrown off the front page by two even more right wing people.

Tommo has come from nowhere and he emerges with the army of balaclava boys coming out of vans like fly by night Dinorod bog unblockers, Patriot Platform are very mobile, one minute they're in Portsmouth then hey presto they're outside the Daily Mail London offices, suited and booted and still in their balaclavas.

Surely though the week belongs to Tommy though, Tommo is the pretender to the crown of risible right wingers but Tommy is still the supreme leader after another week of exposed bullying, threatening and pleas for money from his army of followers. They all get a bazookering.

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Here we are, the BIG EIGHT O.

A new prime minister batting off Baddy Badenoch and of course Baron Tice who gets Bazookered more than once on this episode due to his embarrassing Dad act in the commons and on TV political programmes with his anger and ire at net stupid zero and solar blummin power.

Yes Starmer, after his announcement of his planned 'running away' gets the treatment as well, I'm going to miss doing his impression when he's a nobody next year. A by election has been called, Jack Polanski will get a bazookaaah next week as he's thrown his Green hat into the ring for the upcoming campaign.

Driverless cabs in London, the dinghies and the gangs and undercover reporters at garden parties, it's all here. Great to be back!!

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Robert Bush, no not the presidential dynasty but the funeral director gets a respectful funeral type hammering at the end but the main news is the Spanish Cueto which sounds like a dance or a form of the runs but no it's an island near Morocco so it's like Spain's Guernsey.

Not much Trump or Burnham this week but we do cover the T shirt-gate event of the year with a leader's friend and a photo and a reaction from a leader but for the moment not a politician, you know what I'm talking about.

I aint gonna play Sun City, Radovan Karadzic, Denis Lilley and many others they all get a bazookering.

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