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We're back and it's a big alarm clock episode which is the dynamic that Reform voters are going after. Tice and his 'people that get up in the morning' rhetoric gets Bazookaaahed as well as the GB News lot who apparently are slamming the BBC in terms in ratings yet they seem to be obsessed with them at the same time and their programmes that apparently no one is watching.

Of course the BBC editing of Trump's rallying cry from 5 years is covered, also the resident doctor's strike, the King's birthday and the US consortium that have 'pulled out' of the Telegraph takeover.

Many other stuff as well. Tell your friends about Bazookaaah!

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Anthony Hopkins with his ADHD diagnosis, obviously more Trumpian lampooning as well as the silly UK government getting Bazookaaah treatment of course with crap impressions.

Obviously the big news this week was the grand old Duke of York who had 12 million pounds but probably only 'resting' in his account for a short while before it went.......somewhere.

Also a nod to the late Reagan, as well as a bit of Bazookering on Graham Linehan, Sharon Davies and JK Rowling or to use his real name John Rowling.

Even Ronnie Wood, Stella McCartney and Nigel Havers get a mention. TUNE IN!!

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We're 40, and what a 40th!!

We imagine Tice as a communist, we have the bombshell about inflation....staying the same, we hammer national treasure and obviously we couldn't go without mentioning the chaotic performance of Reform cheerleader Nadine Dorries on Question Time, yeah...sure...well...no..you may laugh.

Sorry but we had to cover the bore fest Labour deputy leadership contest but we cover it in fun detail. There's an oblique reference to the risible orange men, Sadiq Khan and Khan Younis get the Bazoinks treatement as does Blair, JD Vance and even General Armstrong Custer.

Tune in and tell your friends and here's to 40 more!!

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Chris Philp!!!! I can't say any more. Yes his 'stand up comedy' at the Conservative Party Conference was audio to behold. The rest of the conference was part comedy, part cringe and almost a feeling that I didn't want to gatecrash private grief. 

Not to be outdone after we covered the ridiculous judges puppet speech by Robert Jenrick last week, he followed this up with his comical stance on the Aston Villa v Maccabi Tel Aviv forthcoming 'European' match.

We cover the Scottish National Party conference as well and how they were all squabbling like 'nats in a sack' apparently.

Ant Middleton gets his first Bazookering, no doubt my fingernails will be ripped out next week and maybe a waterboarding might put me back in my box. 

It's our longest Bazookaaah yet, tune in!!!

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Party conference season and we've got 2 for 1 this week.

The Greens were somewhere Green last week and Zack Polanski, the head of the Greens that sounds a bit cockney rhyming slang was giving it big licks in a Marxist old fashioned industrial style talking about chains and stuff, mind you it's very different to the executive attitude of the Unite The Colours movement that had their patriotic bucket hats made in Bangladesh.

Yes we covered the Tories as well, Robert Jenrick who is great value got the Bazookaaah treatment as well as Chris Philp (a speech defect sufferer's nightmare) and their insistence to outlaw Sharia Law, it'll be awful to break it to them that it's already outlawed.

Gary Neville and the backlash brigade get Bazookered as well, this includes people like Jeremy Kyle, who's fleeced the underclass so much he might as well own Wetherspoons.

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Labour conference special. Yes I'm there!! Starmer's speech, Yvette Cooper's speech and all the other speeches that supposedly took place. 

Obviously the world still turns round so there's obligatory Trump stuff and various other odds and sods but it's full on conference this week. I hope you enjoy it.

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Trump! Talking at a funeral but using it to announce new government proposals and yes we're talking about taking mild painkillers and it's link to autism even though the time frames don't tally up. Doesn't matter to Trumpy though.

Wes Streeting our esteemed health minister who once....no of course he didn't gets the Bazookering treatment and his strategic distancing himself from the president of the USA just like he distanced himself from Corbyn when his colleagues were sticking the knife into him.

A terrific interview with TikTok Sweary Scottish News star John Scott takes place in two parts where we bring up Dick Cheney, Mick Lynch and of course the enigma Farage.

Also I explain how I, like Donald Trump have stopped Seven wars and we both haven't had enough credit for it.

Enjoy!

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Number 35 and of course after a quiet couple of weeks we had to get stuck into Trump and of course his trip to the banquet. Of course there was his usual denial of all this island stuff whatever that is, then the dressing down of the Australian journalist for....asking him a question however the biggest Trumpy meltdown was due to Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled because of woke and this lefty suppression of free speech, oh hang on a minute. 

Starmer gets a bit of a bazookering as do the marchers at the weekend which is a brave thing to do because there was 3 million you know, definitely 3 million, there was a drone up in the air showing the what looked like just over 100,000 people on the streets but it was definitely 3 million.

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Number 34 and it's the Labour deputy post that has overweight northern women all over it. Even ones that Keir sacked last week. To be fair the woman from Reform who burst into song last week isn't from the north however the 1 minute clip of the song she composed herself is a minute I won't ever get back.

Of course Mandelson gets the Bazookaaah treatment as does the Christian right in America after the Utah shooting. We have a special guest this month as well. Robin Ince is my first ever talking guest as I interview him in the mezzanine of Newcastle Stand Comedy Club.

Another good one!!

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Yes we're at number 33! Jesus's age when he shuffled off this mortal coil despite being immortal, it's the speed of the long playing record that made prog rock so boring and it's the correct amount of tax in the pound to have a proper society that isn't fucked. 

Anyway Tice, Farage and of course Nottingham's Reform council get bazzokered as does Graham Linehan and JK Rowling, but don't get your knickers in a twist, Yvette Cooper gets a bazookering as does the working class landowner Angela Whiner, sorry Raynor. 

We're rocking along and I'm sure we'll go to two a week in October.

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