BDE (Big Dyke Energy)

BDE (Big Dyke Energy)

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BDE (Big Dyke Energy) episodes

  • Bisexual Blazer Energy
    Join Rose and Gala as they wrap up Virgo season and prepare for Mercury retrograde in Libra by asking hard-hitting questions and not expecting you to answer them. Everyone knows that while Virgo is The Virgin in the texts of olde, they’re everyone’s favorite freak. But, isn’t it also true that Virgo’s the most bisexual of all the Zodiac signs? Cameron Diaz, Sara Ramirez, Evan Rachel Wood, Pink, Lili Reinhart, Jada Pinkett Smith, need we say more? Never-mind, we do. Speaking of bisexuals, and we definitely are, isn’t it time to retire “Gold Star” as a thing? Don’t we all put on our blazers one sleeve at a time? Isn’t it time for a little mutual reception? Whether you’ve been sowing and reaping, or heauxing and sleeping, the hosts of BDE are here to serve up a farmer’s market of dyke digressions.
    1 hr 24 min
  • Laughing, Lions, Loving, Labrys, Lusting (the way that we live)

    Sun’s out and so are we in the newest episode of BDE. If pride is such a Leo thing then how come so many Gay Prides happen in Cancer season? Maybe that’s what Sister Sledge was singing about. Speaking of Leos, and we are, what was UP with Lion’s Gate? Listen to Rose’s case for Water Gate instead. In Leo season, we all get a gate. Except the younger generation of L Word: Gen Q, that is. Find out why we think they should be seen to the door instead. 


    And, if two medium age dykes droning about dramatic disappointment isn’t your cup of fair trade brew, we’ve slipped in more than a few rounds of “Top, Bottom, Verse?” to keep you in the game. 



    L Word Spoiler Time Stamps: 43:15-60:41

    1 hr 19 min
  • Cancerian Concerns

    Our oceans are afire but our hearts are too in this Cancerian tinged episode that’s all about old flames and the timeless travails of lesbians who just can’t let go. Come soak in the creative brine with Rose and Gala and find out what’s left to preserve. 

    1 hr 13 min
  • Will it fit in a Subaru Baja?
    Spend the last day of Gemini season with Gala and Rose as they ride out the final waves of Mercury Retrograde. Enjoy a gentle mental cocktail of astro Insights and gaymes as they talk transits and trivia. How many novels has Jeanette Winterson written? Given the choice, would you keep your St. Andrews Cross or your 6' cat tower? Which Angelina Jolie movie made you gayer, Hackers or Foxfire? Geminis are all about sharing stories so whether you’re here to listen or to play along you’re sure to have a good time.
    59 min
  • Are Jncos back?

    As we savor the last hours of Taurus season, let’s take a beat and ask ourselves... is there anyone hotter than Kehlani? Nevermind, let’s talk about acrylic nails. Hands are a Gemini thing. Wait are we in retro shade? Speaking of retro, are Jncos back? What’s the truth about the cool S? Surrender to Mercury in Gemini and bounce from topic to topic. Find out what makes jigsaw puzzles the ultimate erotic act. We’re here, we’re queer, our liberation is tied up with yours!

    1 hr 25 min
  • Squaring Saturn, Sexing Satan
    When the dykes are online talking about fighting Mary Oliver and conservative squares won’t let Satan have a lap dance, we know it’s Aries season. In this episode, we spend a good deal of time talking Aries magic and the Chiron in Aries healing journey by way of Lil Nas X, his video for Montero and his natal transits too. What's healthier for a Chiron wound than a little sexual expression? What's the diff between an Aries Sun and Aries Moon? Nerd out, Astro-enthusiasts, while we venerate Mars and stimulate Pluto. Get in the car, homos, we’re going to hell ...metaphorically. 
    If you’d like to look along, the charts we pulled up use these dates and details:
    Birthday: 12:00 pm April 9, 1999, Atlanta, GA.
    14th Birthday: April 9th, 2013
    Old Town Road Initial Release: December 2, 2018
    Old Town Road Hits Number one: April 13, 2019
    Call Me By Your Name video premiere: March 25, 2021
    Satan Shoes Released: March 29, 2021
    1 hr 9 min
  • Cut My Life in 2 Pisces, This is My Last Rebirth

    Gather, gentle perverts, for another episode of BDE and another anniversary: a year since COVID19 forced all goddess's homosexuals apart and into their underwater caves. It began in Pisces season and to Pisces season it returns. In the hazy days of March, as we crawl about seeking vitamin D and good news, we mustn't forget our Pisces babes who work so hard to remind us how to have fun while never leaving the confines of one's imagination. In this playful yet persuasive episode, your hosts with the most (tears to shed, love to give) ponder the big questions: Are all Pisces doe-eyed dream babes in silks like Niecy Nash, or are some of them more likely to be found wearing RealTree t-shirts while boating with wild cats in a swamp? Does Rose have con-artist adjacent traits and what does being a Pisces rising have to do with it? 


    1 hr 6 min
  • The Trash Eater
    It’s Aquarius time (but it’s not the age of Aquarius) and Rose & Gala are here to usher in the third season of BDE. Mars faces some difficult aspects so we’re here to help you work with what you got, dignified or in detriment. What do a possum and a koala have to do with Rose’s sex toy emporium and Taurus in Uranus? Relax into it with a new episode.
    1 hr 22 min
  • The Hundred Acre Year
    It’s a brand new Hierophant year and the end of an empire, so what better time to praise Capricorns? Listen to Rose and Gala regress to progress, and talk retrogrades. Find out if Dolly, Sade, and Mary J were just placed on this earth to make dykes despondent with longing. What’s a Capricorn Venus got to do to get some Real Love? Slow down, tune in.
    1 hr 30 min
  • Cement Croc Situation

    Rose and Gala help you savor the last drops of Sagittarius season on the longest night in the Northern Hemisphere and the Great(est) Conjunction. Go big or go home--and then go big at home! We know Sagittarians are philosophers but they're playful ponies too. That's why we've got some light-hearted fare for you this solstice. Play a round of Name That Sagittarius and see if you know your sapphic archers! Pontificate on morals with our attempt to assign Mars signs to AITA querents. Grab a hot beverage and settle in for the last laughs of 2020. 

    1 hr 44 min

About BDE (Big Dyke Energy)

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A queer dive into Astrology, Spirituality, Pop Culture, & more, with your hosts, Gala Mukomolova & Rose Blakelock