Before we can convince that lady or gentleman that we aren’t classless slobs, we’ll need to crush out some terminology and concepts first. We’ll break down some of the most popular “Varietals”, aka different types of wines.  We’ll also touch on what food you should pair ‘em with since people think that matters more than it does.   Last, we'll cover that awkward sommelier interaction so you look like you know what you're doing when ordering and receiving wine.