omg hey, besties! do you guys hate me? be honest. i am so excited to be back and I hope you guys are too! in this episode, we catch up on all of our crazy shenanigans from the last month. thank y'all for listening!

emergency episode! olivia has a well-needed intervention for her clown behavior. we talk about everything when it comes to cuffing season and our horrific love lives. thanks for listening! :)

you can't get rid of me b!tch!! we are back baby. in this episode, we are just catching y'all up on the last month of our lives. thank y'all for being patient with us since we have been gone. thank y'all for listening :)

welcome back for episode 8! in today's episode colin and i go over our drunken weekend, and talk about our old stoned stories from high school! thank you for tuning in :)

back like we never left! welcome back for episode 7! in today's episode we talk about our shitty ass week, being assaulted, stalked, and being unacceptably drunk in public! thanks for listening :)

welcome back for episode 6! in this episode we welcome our second guest sophia! we talk about our trip to india where we became besties, being attacked by homeless people in san fran, and random shit in between! thanks for listening :)

welcome back for episode 5! in today's episode on the road, we discuss our take on don't worry darling, bullying furries in school, and answer some of the questions you sent in! thanks so much for listening :)

welcome back for episode 4! in this week's episode we have our first guest, my best friend colin! and yes, you read the title correctly. in this week's pod, we talk embarrassing high school stories and some of his crazy stripper stories! thanks so listening!

welcome back! this week we talk about diamond's slutty weekend, queen lizzy, the duggar family, harry styles drama & my shitty shoe story! thanks for listening!

finally telling my insane tinder horror story! also recapping the weekend of being screamed at at our favorite bar, catcalled on game-day, and random shit in between. happy listening!