BE NOT AFRAID

Asmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven...

Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

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⁠⁠A Somewhat Peculiar Frog⁠⁠

Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Script edited by:

Voice actors:

Rebecca Hansson as Enoch

Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)

EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)

Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak

Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)

Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof, & Bar patron 2 (@rosemarycat5)

Greg Carrobis as Ornias and Bartender (@gergcandlestick)

Avalon Willowbloom as Scribe (@AvalonWillowbl1)

Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)

Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)

The rowdy Assyrian bar patrons were played by:

Sabine Novakovic-Wagner (@BaronessCos)

Martin Laston (@Laston)

Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)

Lee Tomanelli (@LeeDTart )

Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Tony DiCaro-Smith and Victor Tran.

Music in the bar scene was “Fidayda” performed by Turku, on the album “Nomads of the Silk Road”.

After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. 

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Voice actors:

Rebecca Hansson as Enoch

Doug Daly as Noah (@Doug_Debug)

Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)

Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide

After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions. 

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Transcripts and more info:

⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com  ⁠

Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta readers:

Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide, and Hannah Teryn

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Voice actors:

Doug Daly
@dougdebug
@Doug_DeBug 

Erik Oberg
@Beowulfypants

Chakree Chakattack M
@ninjaguar

Victor Tran
@victoreatsall

Stephanie Pilavin
@stephpilavin
@stephpilavin
@spilavin

Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.

Satan has entered the chat.

Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away. 

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by: 

Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Enoch / Metatron played by Rebecca Hansson

Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday

Michael played by Rae Lundberg

Yohana played by Maia Harlap

Mamre played by Denver Stewart

Raphael played by Greg Carrobis

"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?"

The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.

Episode content warnings: mention of death 

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by: 

Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Enoch played by Rebecca Hansson

Yohana played by Maia Harlap

Mamre played by Denver Stewart

Aaron played by Paul Walsh

God played by Rebecca Hansson and Chakree Matayanant

Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday

Michael played by Rae Lundberg

A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?

Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head, with visceral gore effects every time said head speaks. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, swarm of flies, implied BDSM.

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by: 

Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Rebecca Hansson as Enoch

Oliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached) and ZikZak

Sofie Molin Andersson as Lilith

Brokeashe11 as Beelzebub

Mihai Matei as the voice of Snot-B-Gon

Asha Lloyd as the voice of Freudian & Skinner

Kiana Triana as Vague Dominatrix Ad

The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong?

Episode content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by:

Rocio Linares & Cat BajuszVoice actors:

Enoch and God played by Rebecca Hansson

Raphael played by Greg Carrobis

Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm

Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday

"Strangel" played by Chakree Matayanant

Seir played by Avalon Willowbloom

Asha played by Sabine Novakovic-Wagner

Asmodeus played by Victor Tran

Unnamed angels played by Asha Lloyd and Briar Zachary

Protohumans played by Waymon Alexander, Gem Aydın, Greg Carrobis, Chakree Matayanant, Victor Tran, Helena Tacy, Pelle Frid, Claire Ada, and Micah Carmichael

”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs."

Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.

Episode content warnings: violence, sexual situations, rapid pregnancy, monster babies

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Transcripts and more info:

⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠

Gain foresight:

https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks

Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by: 

Rocio Linares, Johann Kingsley & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Metatron and God played by Rebecca Hansson

Samyaza played by Ryan Sweeney

Azazel played by Rae Witte

Enoch played by Joseph Rutledge

Raphael played by Greg Carrobis

Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm

Michael played by Rae Lundberg

Unnamed watcher played by Micah Carmichael

Human 1 played by Claire Ada

Human 2 played by Pelle Frid

BE NOT AFRAID is a fictional podcast, based on holy scriptures and sent through the lens of comedy. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across time and space. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.

Created by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg.

https://www.metatronspeaks.com/

https://twitter.com/bna_pod