Slop Quest

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What's Slop Quest about?

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

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Slop Quest episodes:

04.22.2024
Pork Report 23 : Bang Busters
Andy hears some of the ads YouTube inserts into the middle of our free video and the timing is incredible. O’Neill and Aaron bond over the piss drinking monkey idea again which upsets Andy. A drone spies on O’Neill while...
04.15.2024
The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods
O’Neill is back from the road with stories about drinking 184 beers , destroying toilets and being kicked out of museums. Andrew finds out a shocking revelation about his local robotic Whole Foods. Ryan burns off his eyebrows doing a...
04.08.2024
The Pork Report 21: Black Attack
https://www.factor75.com/ USE CODE: Beachcops50 and get 50% off. Mike Black joins the dudes for a wild ride. They debate everything from dildo length, bigfoot, gay strip clubs, 80's movies, The Duke Boys vs. Magnum P.I. and so much more. We also...
04.01.2024
The Pork Report 20: P.T. Barnum
I hope you're ready to learn about male lactation cause that's our opener. Even Nate Diaz stops by to discuss it with us. Then we hop right into some Tony Robbins talk. After that, it's more corporate murders. Then Andrew...
03.25.2024
The Pork Report 19: Boeing Boeing Gone
This week we're back in the old O'Neill family studio. We open with some DeWitt physical therapy talk and he reveals a shocking revelation. Then we discuss Boeing's new assassination program. After that, it's Goggins' time. Then a shower kills...
03.18.2024
The Pork Report 18: Spinal Poverty
FULL EP@https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy has spinal poverty and needs to go to physical therapy. Aaron comes back from The Big Easy with some wild stories. O’Neill scares Aaron and Andy about jury duty. Andy repitches Mommy Milkers for serious feedback and...
03.11.2024
The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari
https://www.factor75.com/ CODE: BEACHCOPS50 GET 50% OFF On this episode of The Pork Report, Andy’s aunt accidentally posts an AI picture of a vagina in space on her Facebook page believing it to be a telescope photo of a black hole, his...
03.04.2024
The Pork Report 16: Diddy's Wonka Garden
On today’s episode of the pork report, Ryan and Andrew discuss New breaking news about P. Diddy. Then they find out that a lot of boomer musicians were real creepers . Andy finds a Scottish AI Wonka themed immersive experience...
02.26.2024
The Pork Report 15 Mount Smelleverest
O’Neill talks medical strikes in South Korea, Andrew gets advice on how to fix his back finally. Then they talk about the Civil War and O’Neill draws a hard line in the sand. We help Peppertooth with more magical incantations...
02.19.2024
The Pork Report 14: You'll Drink Your Teeth, No Sticky, No Crunchy
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02.12.2024
The Pork Report 13: Hog Wild
FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio with some more slop! Andy has a lot of female friends who think they can sell feet pics, Ryan pulls a gun on Ranaziz, and Andy remembers the...
02.05.2024
The Pork Report 12: Duke of Earl w/Big Earl Skakel
FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Big Earl Skakel is finally back and it’s a wiiiiiiiiild ride. O’Neill talks about his documentary project with What Up Pete and Earl himself. Then we talk Vince McMahon doodie accusations, dramatic readings of sleazeball texts...
01.29.2024
The Pork Report 11: Dark Tirades
FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Sooey! It’s the Pork Report and it’s time for your slop! Ryan tests everyone for psychopathy using this one weird trick. Then they talk AI girlfriends, a company that pays for doodies, and OF bikini farm work...
01.22.2024
The Pork Report 10: Seafood Tower Anxiety
FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of the Pork Report we have more of the sloppiest news you can use! 10 foot aliens, Oprah has a body double, and we start multiple amazing screenplay ideas. O’Neill races to...
01.15.2024
The Pork Report 9: Skate or Die
FULL EPISODES @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The dudes are back and it's guns a blazing! First they talk about fluoride french fries. Then it's airplane disasters. After that they jump into tick bites that result in a pickle of predicament. Then it's softball...
01.08.2024
The Pork Report 8: No Alarmo
SPECIAL FREE EPISODE! MORE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops We're back in the old studio while Aaron and ATC close for the holidays. And honestly, it's great to be back! We quickly stumble into chimpanzee nut smugglers. Then we visit the worst person...
01.01.2024
The Pork Report 7: Year In Repoo
FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops In this episode of the ground breaking journalistic power house of The Pork Report, the boys discuss...
12.26.2023
The Pork Report 6: They've Got Thumbs!
FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio and breaking incredible news. First up, O’Neill talks about a new scourge facing humanity, dolphins with thumbs. We talk about the forgotten Christmas movie, Invasion USA, men who don’t...
12.18.2023
The Pork Report 5: Cambodia, The Feeling's Forever
FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The Pork Report is hitting its stride! O’Neill is back from Cambodia where he was all the children’s lucky charm. He also has unbelievable food deals and peanuts that make you take a dump in your pants....
12.04.2023
The Pork Report Ep 4: Osama Drama
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11.27.2023
The Pork Report Ep 3: Dude, We Ate Like Kings
GREEN CHEF get $250 off with code beachcops250 at https://www.greenchef.com/ FULL EPISODE @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On This Pork Report style episode of Beach Cops, Ryan tells Andrew about the joys of life on the road. A heroin...
11.20.2023
Beach Cops Episode 221: The Friendly Ghost Conundrum
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops A homeless dude helps "decorate" a giant skeleton in a fancy neighborhood. O’Neill has a ghostly proposition for Andy, but it quickly devolves into a...
11.13.2023
Beach Cops Episode 220: Diet Coke Wishes
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Someone leaves season’s greetings in the toilet at ATC for O’Neill. Then, Danish finds a Diet Coke in the other bathroom, causing them to imagine...
11.06.2023
Beach Cops Episode 219: Handsome Little Boy Rum
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode, the gang talks Book Fair books, school stores, and Little Caesar’s Pan-Pan. Also, Andrew recounts a story of being jumped in...
10.30.2023
Beach Cops Episode 218: Diaper Neighbors
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10.23.2023
Beach Cops Episode 217: Pork Report Edition
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Another fantastic, classy, dignified episode of the Pork Report with Ryan and Andrew. Andy buys a soundboard for a dollar and immediately gets decision...
10.16.2023
Beach Cops Episode 216: Pork Chops the Movie
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Ryan talks about politicians working way past the retirement point, and Aaron recounts amazing movies. Then, O’Neill and DeWitt create an action movie called...
10.09.2023
Beach Cops Episode 215: Porta-Potty
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The gang discusses a brand new business idea, where Andy dresses as a pig and lays in a trough, while O’Neill acts as a...
10.02.2023
Beach Cops Episode 214: The Extra Classy Pork Report Edition
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Jeff is out of town, so to keep it together, DeWitt and O’Neill decide to ditch the cargo shorts and dress up like two...
09.25.2023
Beach Cops Episode 213: They're on the East Coast
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09.17.2023
Beach Cops Episode 212: The Open Letter
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Listeners come together to write O’Neill an open letter one line at a time to get him to stop his bad boy zone behavior....
09.11.2023
Beach Cops Episode 211: The Charming Fart Debate
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09.04.2023
Beach Cops Episode 210: The Bad Boy Zone
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops This one starts with the gang recovering from the horrific Hurricane Hilary. Aaron gets a controversial text from a famous comedian. Ryan tries to come...
08.28.2023
Beach Cops Episode 209: Desert Eagle
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08.21.2023
Beach Cops Episode 208: Styrofoam Jail
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Aaron tells us about a styrofoam jail from his youth. Ryan grills Andy about a Disney audition that featured...
08.14.2023
Beach Cops Episode 207: Codeine Darkness
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08.07.2023
Beach Cops Episode 206: Nerf Wars Cold Sores
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy brings in Nerf guns, and it makes the opening of the show extremely chaotic. Then, he gets (fake) cheese lip so bad it gives...
07.31.2023
Beach Cops Episode 205: Margarita Hiking
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Ryan goes hiking drunk, Andrew recounts an old story about Taco Bell Gorditas that goes wrong. A dude gets...
07.24.2023
Beach Cops Episode 204: Jeff Dunham's Dandies
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops O’Neill has a family incident with fireworks and then launches so many Roman candles he looks like a chimney sweep. Then, the gang imagines Andy’s...
07.17.2023
Beach Cops Episode 203: Goofin' Through the Door
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andrew “thinks” he saw an extremely tall lady adult film being filmed in an alley. Someone’s wife goofs through the metal security door and then...
07.10.2023
Beach Cops Episode 202: Prairie Dog Noises
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07.03.2023
Beach Cops Episode 201: Dolores
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy gets stuck in his own apartment and has to drill his way out. Ryan talks about Breaking Away and Indiana history. Then, the stream...
06.26.2023
Beach Cops Episode 200 Extravaganza
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06.19.2023
Beach Cops Episode 199: Drive-thru Mysteries
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, the gang talks about catering movies to 4DX seating, which Andy loves. Then, Ryan makes fun of Yoda’s...
06.12.2023
Beach Cops Episode 198: Ancient Andys
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06.05.2023
Beach Cops Episode 197: Corn Hogger
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode, Andrew has a disappointing urination stream due to a soap fiasco. Danish goes to Disneyland, and people walk off a ride in the...
05.29.2023
Beach Cops Episode 196: Gone with the Biznass
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05.22.2023
Beach Cops Episode 195: Sippin' on Tuna Water
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Be forewarned: Aaron is on fire with the wordplay this episode, so plan accordingly. Andy comes out of the gates with excitement over having something in common...
05.15.2023
Beach Cops Episode 194: Throwing Stars and the Two Philosophical Questions
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05.08.2023
Beach Cops Episode 193: Strawberries and Cream
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The show opens with more misremembered historical ramblings from DeWitt, including a guy who ate strawberries and cream until he exploded. O’Neill suggests that Andy’s vision...

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Slop Quest episodes:

Pork Report 23 : Bang Busters

The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods

The Pork Report 21: Black Attack

The Pork Report 20: P.T. Barnum

The Pork Report 19: Boeing Boeing Gone

The Pork Report 18: Spinal Poverty

The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari

The Pork Report 16: Diddy's Wonka Garden

The Pork Report 15 Mount Smelleverest

The Pork Report 14: You'll Drink Your Teeth, No Sticky, No Crunchy

The Pork Report 13: Hog Wild

The Pork Report 12: Duke of Earl w/Big Earl Skakel

The Pork Report 11: Dark Tirades

The Pork Report 10: Seafood Tower Anxiety

The Pork Report 9: Skate or Die

The Pork Report 8: No Alarmo

The Pork Report 7: Year In Repoo

The Pork Report 6: They've Got Thumbs!

The Pork Report 5: Cambodia, The Feeling's Forever

The Pork Report Ep 4: Osama Drama

The Pork Report Ep 3: Dude, We Ate Like Kings

Beach Cops Episode 221: The Friendly Ghost Conundrum

Beach Cops Episode 220: Diet Coke Wishes

Beach Cops Episode 219: Handsome Little Boy Rum

Beach Cops Episode 218: Diaper Neighbors

Beach Cops Episode 217: Pork Report Edition

Beach Cops Episode 216: Pork Chops the Movie

Beach Cops Episode 215: Porta-Potty

Beach Cops Episode 214: The Extra Classy Pork Report Edition

Beach Cops Episode 213: They're on the East Coast

Beach Cops Episode 212: The Open Letter

Beach Cops Episode 211: The Charming Fart Debate

Beach Cops Episode 210: The Bad Boy Zone

Beach Cops Episode 209: Desert Eagle

Beach Cops Episode 208: Styrofoam Jail

Beach Cops Episode 207: Codeine Darkness

Beach Cops Episode 206: Nerf Wars Cold Sores

Beach Cops Episode 205: Margarita Hiking

Beach Cops Episode 204: Jeff Dunham's Dandies

Beach Cops Episode 203: Goofin' Through the Door

Beach Cops Episode 202: Prairie Dog Noises

Beach Cops Episode 201: Dolores

Beach Cops Episode 200 Extravaganza

Beach Cops Episode 199: Drive-thru Mysteries

Beach Cops Episode 198: Ancient Andys

Beach Cops Episode 197: Corn Hogger

Beach Cops Episode 196: Gone with the Biznass

Beach Cops Episode 195: Sippin' on Tuna Water

Beach Cops Episode 194: Throwing Stars and the Two Philosophical Questions

Beach Cops Episode 193: Strawberries and Cream

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