Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By PodcastOne

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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· Comedy

4.8

53065,306 ratings

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How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

The podcast currently has 425 episodes available.

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet episodes:

January 07, 2026 371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy
Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?
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47min
December 31, 2025 370: Reviews of Hangover Cures
Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp.
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58min
December 24, 2025 369: Reviews of Mall Santas
2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games
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1h
December 17, 2025 368: Reviews of Pet Psychics
Sorry, pet communicators.
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51min
December 10, 2025 367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green
This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour.
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1h 48min
December 03, 2025 366: Reviews of Soup Recipes
My soup is full of eels.
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1h 3min
November 26, 2025 365: Reviews of Turkey Trots
To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy

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1h 37min
November 19, 2025 364: Reviews of Labubus
Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandy
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1h 5min
November 12, 2025 363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge
Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider Lodge

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1h 1min
November 05, 2025 362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake
Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about.
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Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and TikTok @NurseBlake

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1h 32min

FAQs about Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet:

How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

The podcast currently has 425 episodes available.

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