Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

I'm going to bury you with your comrades.

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Does your eggplant come with skin?

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I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear.

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A belly full of white dog turds.

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I hate when they put wang in my food.

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A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you.

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The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?

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Just a bunch of angry elves.

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Anything that contains and can contain is contained within the container.

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