This week on RWBY: There’s a little bit of pain for everyone! Pain for Oscar, pain for Weiss, and a double dosage of pain for Qrow and Tyrian both! It’s a holiday miracle. Our surprised bartenders this week are: Bobberton, Sam, Niriall, and Artyom.

This week on RWBY: Fighting! With a side of…Charity Gala? Joining us in beating up rich drunk people are Bobberton, Sam, Sunday, and Shi. Also a very special announcement and an answer to the previous cryptic message at the end of the episode so stay tuned!

This week on RWBY: Awkward conversations with parents! Exposition and mystery! Cults! Joining us from the trenches of finals week are: Sam, Bobberton, Tyler, and Artyom.

This week on RWBY: Taiyang entertains some visitors from the mainland, and Qrow catches up with his sister. Our surprised bartenders this week are: Bobberton, Patrick, Blue, and Tyler.

Episode Title: Of Cats, Monkeys, & Crippling Mental Disorders

This week on RWBY: team RNJR works towards arriving at the next town over, and Weiss has a meeting with one of her rental units. Our scattered and lost cast this week are: Sam, Grant, Tyler, and Sunday.

This week on RWBY: The board room of Evil discusses the next step in the evil scheme of evil. Ruby burns some forest, and Jaune gets an upgrade.

Our scattered and lost cast this week are: Bobberton, Sam, Tyler, and Sunday.

This week on RWBY: Everything is terrible, everything hurts. Also Jen Taylor showed up and it didn’t help. Moaning in sadness this week are: Bobberton, Daft Prodigy, Grant, and Xekstrin.

This week on RWBY: The teams of students defend Beacon, while Ironwood fails spectacularly in doing so. Our only hope of surviving Beacon Academy this week are: Niriall, Pink, Blue, and Kitsune.

This week on RWBY: *Wailing. Screaming. Panicking* This weeks offerings to the blood god are: Bobberton, Sam, Krissy, and Maid.