University of Kentucky superfan The Beasman is relishing Duke's shocking loss to UConn. Kentucky fans live to hate Duke so he's dancing on clouds of joy.

Now all Cat fans have to hope that sewer mouth Dan Hurley of UConn will lose in the Final Four because America can't tolerate a guy and his foulmouth mama winning on the biggest stage. The Hurley family uses F-words in their Easter Sunday dinner prayer! Let's all pray that God doesn't allow the skeezy Hurley family to vulgarize the United States with their trash culture fan base.

Go Cats! And shoutout up on Brokeback Mountain to Slick Rick Pitino who's getting ulcers in obscurity watching his rival Dan Hurley get all the media attention they both crave.