Tom created this song on his laptop while taking the train in and around Chicago. He figured, hey, if he's gonna be stuck on a train for a while, he might as well be productive and work on a song.

Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak (a.k.a. BoardGameSpeak) board gaming podcast. This is another one written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks. This song features various Derk and Aldie bits and dialog from the show.

This song was commissioned by Steve Levy for the Steve Levy Show. The title came about in the control room of the studio when Randy commented "It's like a bucket of cool..."

This is a revamped version of the secret track to our The Cheapass Album. It's based on the classic Cheapass Game of strategy and intrigue, Nothing Beats Rock.

Do worry. Be unhappy.

He once was on our side, but he's a cop now.

Everything has a half-life, even love.

We don't know why Starbucks doesn't sell cigarettes with their lattes. The two tastes just go so well together.

Today's date is 7-7-07 and so it's only fitting to have Holmes! take the reigns of TheSongOfTheDay and sing his "Lucky 7." It's also fitting in that our friend and fellow song-writer Matt Scholtka gets married today. We'll be hoisting 7 vodka tonics to the lucky couple! We wish them all the best!

Here's one of the oldest ones from Jason's archives. It dates back to our high school years when songs about obese, security guards sitting in tiny, smelly offices seemed the thing to do. Obviously, we've since come along way now that we write songs about

I.T. workers, priests,and dudes with ponytails.