Beatnik Turtle's Encore Song of the Day

How are you doing? Do you need anything? You look great today! Have you lost weight? Are you working out? Is there anything you need me to do? Sure, I'll take care of this project! I love working here!

This goofy jingle was created for a great short film called "Made From Scratch."

Pizza Wheel - a small, cardboard-tasting, personal pan pizza dished out at schools and universities across the US. Usually eaten instead of whatever the healthy meal for that day was.

Even vegetarians like bacon and eggs.

John Lisiecki wrote this great tune for and WITH his 2 year old son.

Matt Scholtka told us about his friend Pete that had all kinds of food allergies. Nevertheless, he always ate food that he shouldn't have which always caused him to run off to the bathroom. He did this without fail, so they started placing bets on what he'd eat. Unfortunately for Pete, Matt mentioned this story to Jason, who subsequently wrote a song about it.

Nothing beats a guy with a mustache - unless that guy also has a ponytail! Everyone loves a guy with a "chick whip."

This one came about from an idea for a sketch that we had with some theater friends of ours. It became a song instead. As it is, we think it belongs in a musical. Something like Jesus: The Musical. If anyone writes it, please give us a call so we have a place for the song.

Goodbye, goodbye, and goodbye.

This is a strange, alternate version of a song off The Cheapass Album. The one on the album completely rocks out in a Cars-like way. This one, uh, doesn't.