John Owens might be sick of sandwiches but you'd better not get between him and his coffee!

A pyromaniacal tribute to the great Robert Wilhelm Bunsen and his lab assistant Peter Desaga for their invention.

Most of this song was written and sequenced on various planes at cruising altitude between Chicago, San Diego, Boston, and Atlanta.

This song is dedicated to that lonely notepad with important looking notes sitting on the conference room table. It'll lie there day after day waiting hopelessly for its owner to reclaim it.

Today's song is a bit of a dark outlook on the silly season.

Sometimes you gotta take advantage of a situation. And Christmas is no exception.

Today's song is a bit of a dark outlook on the silly season.

Coed naked drunk xmas shopping is fun - you should try it too!

Note: Beatnik lawyer says no warranty of legality of coed naked drunk xmas shopping is made herein and any legal consequences of such action shall rest with the offending individual.

This instrumental has flavors of Cabaret Voltaire.

The Baby Boomers aren't the only ones that can idolize a decade. With all of the songs about the 60s, there needs to be more about our favorite decade: the 90s.