Beatnik Turtle's Song of the Day

This song got its start as an instrumental, but ended up with the record for the most vocal tracks of all the Songs Of The Day.

John Lisiecki wrote this great tune for and WITH his 2 year old son.

We're not cat people.

Somehow we manage to get through this song without ever actually using the C-Word.

Merry morning after Christmas. Although it's stated in the song, we don't advocate leaving the ornaments on the tree and pretending it isn't over when in fact it is. See Take It Down, particularly the line "lazy son of a bitch" for more info.

Santa doesn't like you, but hey, he doesn't like Beatnik Turtle either, so it's all good. This is a live version of the title track from our "Un-Holiday" album available at the iTunes.

Today's song is a bit of a dark outlook on the silly season.

Sometimes you gotta take advantage of a situation. And Christmas is no exception.

Coed naked drunk xmas shopping is fun - you should try it too!

Note: Beatnik lawyer says no warranty of legality of coed naked drunk xmas shopping is made herein and any legal consequences of such action shall rest with the offending individual.

At first we thought Ms. Teen South Carolina was missing a few marbles with her "maps" speech, until we realized she was actually broadcasting a secret coded message to girls everywhere to rise up and unite.

This song about girls rising up and taking over the world is dedicated to all Grrls everywhere (you know who you are - Peggy, Rosie, Tara, Carrie, Mur, Tabz, and all cool others we know who are making things happen and getting things done). You rule! It's your world, we're just sightseeing.