Kara and Reed are the Spielbergs of this podcast, in case you hadn't noticed.

It's beauty pageant time in Capeside! But the real contest is between the poor kids who literally don't have a room to sleep in and need $5000 for a future, and the rich kids who just wanna feel like the prettiest Windjammer in town.

Some ~feelings~ are happening between Dawson and Joey's alter ego, Éponine. Will Dawson pull a total Marius or will the pining soon be unrequited?