Bednight Stories

Bob the Euplocephalus has met many strange creatures of the late Cretaceous era, and one, Peter the Sauropelta, got Bob's goat! Not literally, they are both herbivores. Peter seemed too clever by far to Bob, whose thoughts run like mud through a marshy brain. So Bob spends a day of discovery, before a cracking Eureka moment!

This is a particularly gentle, and slightly soppy, fantastic magic episode because it involves blowing kisses, but only after using a magic portal ring. Not the best use of a portal, but it seemed amusing at the time. Older and wiser, these are still fond memories, and promises made to solve the issue are magically binding forever.

Euplo Bob avoids hurting himself on anything solid or slippery, but still manages to get lost. He hears the sweet music of foghorn trumpets, which lead him astray. In his time of need he comes across a most curious similar creature, who seems to know what to do... Thank goodness!

As we all know, magic is real but several of the textbooks get it slightly wrong. Turns out that fairies are merciless mercenaries with a thing for bling. Fortunately, they can be thwarted, at the cost of mild embarrassment. If you know the right people, that is.

Bob the Euplocephalus is a curious creature who takes pride in fact finding missions. Dumb struck by a rock slide, he wants to give it a go himself. Curiosity leads him to discover more about his world, but every answer he finds leads to new questions!

Advanced multi-species of planetoid Dim-Ba-Le-Dhume take a measured approach to alien encounters. They try repeatedly for a century. In this episode we hear about the second, final recording of their council in which a decision is made regarding alien life, and how the aptly named Xenophobe Affiliate (or Dhume Affiliate) might deal with what they find. It's a decision of epic proportions.

Bob is being curious. Again. In this episode he meets a sharp-toothed but small and intesting crocodillian while investigating how the water flows downstream. Bob the Euplocephalus is beginning to piece together valuable information on inter-species communication, but its not the best of starts...

Bob the Euplocephalus cannot tear himself away from a local pack of Pachycephelasaurs. Understandably, they butt heads a bit. Bob may be small for his breed, but he seems determined to find out more, if only he would keep getting knocked unconscious...

This is the first of a set of bednight stories, in this case about a peaceful, if somewhat misguided group of interstellar travellers with an unpronounceable name we have come to know fondly as Jeff's Farts. Admittedly, this story may not be perfectly accurate describing quasars, they are the result not the initial setup... Its a schoolboy error, sorry!

So my name is Daddy, and this is our trailer. Hope we don't fluff it up - we might run out of time! Maybe it will come good at the last moment, like a thrilling story arc should... Or not! Who knows? It might just play with the genre...