Bedtime Stories From Hell

I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   

Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check out my TikTok @noahcoreyc, or find me on Twitter @hellish_bedtime.   

Thanks for listening! <3    

Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.           

Season two starts May 2021 <3      

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Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (thanks mom) (and dad I don't know if you listen to this but thanks none-the-less) (love you both).

The next episode will be released Sep 20.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              

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Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         

Content Warning: Suicide Mention         

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In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid.       

Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language (Dammit, Isaac)       
  
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Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're an anxious trash fire inside human skin. =D     

Content Warning: The short story in this episode contains explicit language, references to OCD, and descriptions of stress-induced hallucinations.      

The next episode will come out Aug 2.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              

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You only really need one supportive person to change your life (except sometimes the supportive person is a giant owl)(and sometimes they try to eat you instead of being supportive).

Also, the rooster from the background audio says she loves you & that in hell, it's legal to piss on transphobe's cars <3 

New episodes every other Sunday.

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Simon has the tea on Isaac, a man who has constant near-death experiences, but never actually dies. 

New episodes every other Sunday.

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Simon The Demon is back to tell you about ballerinas, human sacrifice, and pissing off his boss (who happens to be a massive inhuman monster, but it's finnneeee).

New episodes every other Sunday.

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A sad demon called Simon tells you about yogurt, the giant cat that rules hell, and teeth. 

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