1. Don't be a hypocrite. But isn't hypocrisy the tribute that vice pays to virtue?
2. Kissing cousins. Since we've allowed same-sex marriage, should we allow cousins to marry?
3. MLB, the NFL and "African Americans." Is an English black female an "African American"?
4. When are earbuds appropriate?
5. Pigweed's war on fun. If we're worried about energy consumption, we should eliminate things like cruises, vacations, second and third homes, etc.