Bryan wanted to follow up last week's self-aware meta fever dream with another, so he beer'd us The Final Girls.

It's the B horror movie about being stuck in a B horror movie. If you haven't heard of it, which is likely, the cast is going to surprise you.

*The Final Girls © 2015 Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Inc.

We know what you've been thinking. 30-some-odd episodes with NO Arnold Schwarzenegger!?

Dave decided to remedy this by beering us all the 1993 meta action-movie-within-a-movie Last Action Hero.

Also this week: We finally become aware that we're in a podcast.

*Last Action Hero © 1993 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.

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This month, we're diving head first into the works of Friedberg & Seltzer with the first goof-em-up movie they wrote: Spy Hard.

We did a full commentary track to accompany the movie, so you can watch along with us while we remember all the things that were big in the 90s!

Spy Hard © 1996 Hollywood Pictures

We're still on break, so we're pulling a throwback episode from the vault. That's right: it's a Caped Classic! And it's one of our all-time favorites: RoboCop!

(Though I'm pretty sure Dave only chose it because he wants to shoot me in the prenis for extending my vacation)

*RoboCop © 1987 Orion Pictures Corporation.

AMERICAAAAAAAAA 🇺🇸

It's an "Oops! All Daves" episode featuring our beloved mortal enemy!

Before leaving for vacation, Bryan made sure to beer them a super patriotic movie for the 4th: Team America: World Police.

Puppets! Freedom! Sex! MATT DAMON! Fuck yeah!

*Team America: World Police © 2004 Paramount Pictures

It's here! The movie with the highest statistical chance of selection because MULTIPLE listeners had it as their pick. But the honor officially goes to Ben for Point Break!

Keanu, Swayze, Busey… what more can you ask for!?

Surf's up! Hang ten! Etc.!

*Point Break © 1991 Warner Brothers Entertainment, Inc.

Bryan has outdone himself this time.

Trying to keeping our streak of wacky B-movies featuring dinosaurs alive, he beer'd us the WILD short film Kung Fury.

It has all the 80s Cop action, dinosaurs, Norse mythology, Nazis, and of course, Kung Fu you could ever want.

*Kung Fury © 2015 Laser Unicorns Productions

What's that? You need more dinosaur B movies?

Well Dave has you covered, because he just beer'd everyone Tammy and the T-Rex.

But wait... Doesn't the title card say Tanny and the Teenage T-Rex?

Sure does. Maybe Kyle of the Experience Grind Podcast can help us get to the bottom of that mystery.

*Tammy and the T-rex © 1993 Greenline Productions, Inc.

When his parents are murdered, a priest travels to China where he gains the power to transform into a dinosaur. Back at home, a pre-med/law hooker friend convinces him to use his new gift to fight crime.

Bryan has beer'd us The VelociPastor.

Also there's ninjas.

*The VelociPastor © 2018 Brendan Steere

Our randomly-selected listener pick for May is here, and it comes to us from Phil Hawkins!

Phil has beer'd us the quintessential 90s capoeira movie, Only the Strong. Seriously, if you Google "capoeira movie," it's the first result.

So… that's a thing.

*Only the Strong © 1993 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.