Before the Final Rose

We have been blessed with yet another episode of Clare’s shenanigans! From love languages to uncomfortable objectification, this episode grabbed us by the balls 🏀 ⚽️ . Join us as we discuss this complete mess! 🌹

Jourdan and Jasmine are back at it! We have missed you all and can’t wait to dive into the MOST dramatic season of the bachelorette yet! Episode one of Clare’s “journey” sure was something! 🌹

What a boring finale y’all! While we are happy people are so in love we wanted more interesting song choices! Also we get preeettty off topic in this episode, so it was a blast to record. Love y’all p, until next Bachelor franchise show ❤️❤️😘😘

This episode brought us dumb boring drama, and Natasha and Ryan...... I’m not even mad. I’m just..... disappointed. Only one more episode after this! Forgot to press publish! Oops! We will be bringing your our thoughts on the finale soon!

Have you ever been condescending to two different women on reality tv to try to boost your nonexistent music career? Then you might be a Brandon! Have you ever placed blame on every person in the world but yourself? You might be a Julia. What a lovely little train wreck this show has turned out to be!💥🚞

It’s episode three of the Bachelor spin off listen to your heart, which means Chris Harrison only wants to see serious couples! Damn that was fast even by Bachelor standards ! 😶 jealously and mischief and pettiness galore y’all!

Listen, if you’re not watching you’re a liar. This is not the time to be proud. Clare may never find a husband so this is what we get! And it’s actually...... kind of good? Who knows! We are tepidly excited because musicians are crazy! 😏

Oops the finale was such a let down we completely forgot to post our episode! 😂 you can tell we recorded it the week of though because Peter and Maddie were still “together” . We will be back for listen to your heart though! Fingers crossed it’s good cuz it’s all we are gettin for awhile! 🌹🎼

Listen, maybe we didn’t get to hear about alll of the drama, but this episode still had plenty of crazy surprises to focus on! We are joined by one of our best friends Taylor with a fresh perspective! 🌹

This week was fantasy week! Which means it’s time for Peter to invite the ladies to bed. Ew. And they are all living together this week? What why? Also Madison for some reason thought windmill boy would keep it in his pants ? Sometimes you forget your on a tv show with an awful premise, but he’ll if it ain’t awfully entertaining! 💄