Four hooves and a funeral. A jockey needs a date to his long-lost friend's wedding. This friend is a horse. This friend's wife? A horse. Both dudes. Both gay. Both horses. This story involves underground giraffe racing, a tulip farmer, true love, the slender man, Africa, Dirt-tuckey, kicks to the face, old money, and conservative politics. 

Music:
I Don't Know by I Forget
Lady Don't Tek by Latyrx