Forever alone in a crowd, failed surfer Arthur Fleck seeks to hit the lip as he walks the streets of Manhattan Beach. Arthur wears two sandals -- the one he shreds for his day job as a clown, and the one he lays back in a futile attempt to get barreled like he's part of the ocean around him. Isolated, wet, and wet by society, Fleck begins a slow duck dive into the ocean as he takes a high line into the criminal beach break known as the sand.

"His Name Was Pebly"

His name was Egg (Pebly),
He had two leg,
The boi he fuck on the reg.

He drank a keg,
Mom made him beg,
He said, "Mom I like to peg."

Then Momma Greg, 
She was so preg,
The baby had three leg.

Nutmeg.



For Your Consideration Oscars 2020 Epic Poetry.

A detective takes a cruise. The detective is Peter Dinklage. The cruise is the Titanic. These details are glassed over on this podcast. Do you like murder mysteries? Do you like carnivorous birds? Do you like the Panama Canal? This story involves a meat fight, frisbees, teeth, forbidden love, the other love, the movie Titanic happening in the background, and the question: are all detectives good? Are all Peter Dinklages hot? No. Yes. Fuck you.

Music:
COLLECTION by trabbey
Zulu Screams by GoldLink

Closing time. Time for you to go out, go out into the world. Closing time. Turn the lights up, over every boy and every girl. Closing time. One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer. Closing time. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home.

Closing time. Time for you to go back to the places you will be from. Closing time. This room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters come. So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits. I hope you have found a cunt. Closing time. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

Yeah, I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home.

Closing time. Time for you to go back to the places you will be from. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home.

Closing time. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

A butler wants to become king, but the road to glory ain't so easy. First he must overthrow the Duke of Boatville. Then, through musical theatre and highly choreographed feats of martial arts, the bulter and his crew march for the crown. Who is his crew? We'll tell you. The arsonist. The berserker. The brain. The porpoise. And the spear man. That's the crew. This story involves whale attacks, the gallows, thigh-deep water, and a king with many holes. 

Music:
I'm Sorry by I Forget 
Love Invaders by Fatima Yamaha

Four hooves and a funeral. A jockey needs a date to his long-lost friend's wedding. This friend is a horse. This friend's wife? A horse. Both dudes. Both gay. Both horses. This story involves underground giraffe racing, a tulip farmer, true love, the slender man, Africa, Dirt-tuckey, kicks to the face, old money, and conservative politics. 

Music:
I Don't Know by I Forget
Lady Don't Tek by Latyrx

It's the Roaring Twenties. The subways are still pulled by horses, but a change is in the air. We find our hero running a small watch store, located within the subway system, with his loyal assistant. Our hero's dream is to find enough success making watches that he can take his store above ground. All the while, discontent brews as horse jockeys begin to lose their jobs to electrical subways. An accident gives our hero the ability to travel through time, and he uses the new ability to try and launch his watch business. Instead, he helps invent Apple. This story involves dinosaurs, the history of Times Square, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Cartier, intellectual beings of light, tiny Shaqs that run around the sewers of NYC, blind horses, and shovel men that pick up your poops.

Music:
The Best Moment by J'san
Convenient by Patti